White House talks

[skyhauk]

>White House talks!
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>> >>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
>>China.
>> >>
>> >>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>> >>
>> >>George: That's what I want to know.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>> >>
>> >>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
>>China?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes.
>> >>
>> >>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Hu.
>> >>
>> >>George: The guy in China.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Hu.
>> >>
>> >>George: The new leader of China.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Hu.
>> >>
>> >>George: The Chinaman!
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>> >>
>> >>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>> >>
>> >>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: That's the man's name.
>> >>
>> >>George: That's who's name?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes.
>> >>
>> >>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
>>leader of
>> >>China?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
>>the
>> >>Middle East.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: That's correct.
>> >>
>> >>George: Then who is in China?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: Yassir is in China?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: No, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: Then who is?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: Yassir?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: No, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
>>of
>> >>China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Kofi?
>> >>
>> >>George: No, thanks.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: You want Kofi?
>> >>
>> >>George: No.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>> >>
>> >>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>>milk.
>> >>And then get me the U.N.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Kofi?
>> >>
>> >>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: And call who?
>> >>
>> >>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>> >>
>> >>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>
>> >>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
>>the
>> >U.N.
>> >>
>> >>Condi: Kofi.
>> >>
>> >>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
>>phone.