....قصه قصيره بالانقليشي .... لاحد يقول ترجمي

[ZoOzaManGa]

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Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess.

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But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

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The next day,
he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her
and inherit the king's wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.


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The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.

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But alas,
once the princess touched it,
it melted.
The prince went away sadly.


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The second prince brought diamonds.


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He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched them,
they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.


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The third prince approached.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
is in there."
The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.



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She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand.





And it did not melt!!!









The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess
and they both lived happily ever after.




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Question:







What was in the prince's pocket?

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M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand

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What were you thinking you pervert?


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[MandN]

مفهمتش أني ثتك بت ثانك يو ;-)

[ZoOzaManGa]

اني تايم :6

[القلب الحنون]

Thanx ;-)

[ZoOzaManGa]

Anytime sis ;-)

[Sander]

Lo0o0oL how silly…
thanx bud:D

[..daredevil..]

:p

thanx for this story

keep up the good work;-)

[ايطالي3]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة A.Rule
:p

thanx for this story

keep up the good work;-)

[ZoOzaManGa]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Sander
Lo0o0oL how silly…
thanx bud:D



LOL oh sorry for the silly story man .. my bad ,, i didn't ask before i write here

anyway,, u r welcomw dude

[ZoOzaManGa]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة A.Rule
:p

thanx for this story

keep up the good work;-)



Thank u A.Rule :0)

[ZoOzaManGa]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ايطالي3




and u 2 Italian ,,,, thanks
نردها لكم في الافراح جميعااااااااااااااااااا ;-)

[السنيوره]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

NICE STORY AND I LIKED IT DO YOU KNOW WHY ???

BECAUSE I LOVE M&M'S SOOOO MUCH

SPECIALLY THE LITTLE SWEETY M&M'S THE MINIS:) :)

THANKS SIS FOR THIS LOVELY STORY;-)

[Sander]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ZoOzaManGa




LOL oh sorry for the silly story man .. my bad ,, i didn't ask before i write here

anyway,, u r welcomw dude

It's not the story it's the end of the story…
Lo0o0oL it was funny & silly…:D :D

Wana some M&M… believe me it's the best
(They melt in your mouth, not in your hand) lo0o0o0ol:D

[ZoOzaManGa]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Sander


It's not the story it's the end of the story…
Lo0o0oL it was funny & silly…:D :D

Wana some M&M… believe me it's the best
(They melt in your mouth, not in your hand) lo0o0o0ol:D


LOOL
I know it has a silly end and that what makes it a good story cuz
we didn't think of such an end:0)

[SOLID SNAKE 10]

ماشاء الله عليكم تتكلموا انجليزي
أنا اللغة الوحيدة إلي مااتقنها الإنجليزي
أما باقي لغات العالم أعرفها
بس بس لاأتكلم أسباني أوياباني أو أي لغة بعقدكم ترىhttp://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/otn/glasses/165.gif

[القلب الحنون]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة SOLID SNAKE 10
ماشاء الله عليكم تتكلموا انجليزي
أنا اللغة الوحيدة إلي مااتقنها الإنجليزي
أما باقي لغات العالم أعرفها
بس بس لاأتكلم أسباني أوياباني أو أي لغة بعقدكم ترىhttp://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/otn/glasses/165.gif



:D :D جد والله

اوكيDE NADA :D

[ZoOzaManGa]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة السنيوره
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

NICE STORY AND I LIKED IT DO YOU KNOW WHY ???

BECAUSE I LOVE M&M'S SOOOO MUCH

SPECIALLY THE LITTLE SWEETY M&M'S THE MINIS:) :)

THANKS SIS FOR THIS LOVELY STORY;-)


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Oh God. I Love those MINIS

I eat them in one time LOOOOOOOOOL

Thanx senioreta

:0)

[ZoOzaManGa]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة القلب الحنون




:D :D جد والله

اوكيDE NADA :D





اقوووول يمدحون العربي :0)

[SOLID SNAKE 10]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة القلب الحنون




:D :D جد والله

اوكيDE NADA :D
طبعاً مزح قصدي جد
آسف مابرد عليكي لأنه مستواكي مايوصل في اللغات لي:cool:

[القلب الحنون]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ZoOzaManGa






اقوووول يمدحون العربي :0)
طيب :D

[القلب الحنون]

الرسالة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة SOLID SNAKE 10

طبعاً مزح قصدي جد
آسف مابرد عليكي لأنه مستواكي مايوصل في اللغات لي:cool:


:أفكر: :أفكر: الحين فهمت ايش انا كاتبه علشان تقول..بس الله يهديك انا كاتبه بالاسباني (ياهلا فيك) :-)

[SOLID SNAKE 10]

الموضوع كان مزح × مزح بس إنت أخذتيه بمحمل الجد
على الهموم كنت بمزح

[القلب الحنون]

I know that is kidding :D