Sander
18-09-2004, 09:50 PM
Have U Ever Wonder?
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
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Why don't you ever see the headline?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start?"
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
Made with real lemons??
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Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker??
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes. Why don't
They make the whole plane out of that stuff!?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress!
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Thanx Ever So Much… Hope You like It
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* اي خدمات ترجمه ترى نحن حاضرين.. لاتستحون خذوا راحتكم انتم في ضيافة ساندر :08:
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
*****************************
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
*****************************
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
*****************************
Why don't you ever see the headline?
*****************************
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
*****************************
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
*****************************
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start?"
*****************************
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is
Made with real lemons??
*****************************
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker??
*****************************
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
*****************************
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
*****************************
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
*****************************
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
*****************************
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes. Why don't
They make the whole plane out of that stuff!?
*****************************
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
*****************************
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
*****************************
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress!
*****************************
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
*****************************
Thanx Ever So Much… Hope You like It
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* اي خدمات ترجمه ترى نحن حاضرين.. لاتستحون خذوا راحتكم انتم في ضيافة ساندر :08: