English is a stupid language

[Sander]

English is a stupid language
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Let's face it :bigeyes:

English is a stupid language :33:

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. :bigeyes:

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English muffins were not invented in England. :33:

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We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that :scratchch

Quicksand takes you down slowly :hmmmm:

Boxing rings are square :irked:

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. :eek:

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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. :knockedou

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth :33:

If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught. :أفكر:

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? :eek:

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Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways :09:

How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another :08:

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[Sander]

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where

a house can burn up as
It burns down

And in which you fill IN a form
By filling it OUT

And a bell is only heard once it GOES! :biggrin:

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People, not computers, invented English
And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all) :icon16:
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That is why

When the stars are out, they are visible :ponder:

But when the lights are out they are invisible :eek5:

And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts :smirk:

But when I wind up this poem
It ends! :slaphappy

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Allow me to add this:

In the women rooms, you read the sign: (Women, Keep Out!)
Now let's see here…..

I see that it means women are not allowed to go there so I guess only Men may enter…
-Same goes for Men sign- <SILLY, ISN'T IT!> :D

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Hope you like this topic.. Feel free to add some of yours if you have any ^^
Thanx for visiting come again Lo0oL :08:

[أبوجمـــال]

hahahahahahahaha.....

that was cooool.... :08:

Abo_Jamal

[Sander]

Thanx doode :D

Glad you like it :08:

[يالطيف الطف]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? http://montada.com/images/smilies/new_icons/eek.gif

LOL

humans!!!!!!!

thx dude

:D

[Sander]

Correct :biggthump

Ha ha ha… you're welcome doode

Thanx for replying :08:

[JAK]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :tongue2: THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC :D

[*STEVE*]

ROFLAMO awesome

:D i want more dude

[Sander]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :tongue2: THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC :D


You're welcome doode :D

Thanx for replying :08:

[Sander]

ROFLAMO awesome

:D i want more dude
Thanx pal! :slaphappy

What a great reply you got there! :35:

I like it :lollypop:

& yes! I'll give you more later doode :rolleyes:

[TiTaN]

HAHAHAHAHA

it is really a good topic


thank you

by the way this is the first topic i read here


so thanks for the second time

[Broken Angel]

I enjoyed it :D




thanx :biggrin:

[Sander]

HAHAHAHAHA

it is really a good topic


thank you

by the way this is the first topic i read here


so thanks for the second time
You're more than welcome :slaphappy

Thanx for replying :smile:

I'm glad you like my thread.. I feel great! :icon6:

[Sander]

I enjoyed it :D




thanx :biggrin:


U R Welcome :D Doode

Thanx for Visiting :08:

[NZ.Citizen]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is sooo true

except for one thing



No ham in the hamburger


come to new zealand and every single thing u eat u'll find ham in it

http://montada.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
thx for the topic boy

http://montada.com/images/smilies/new_icons/biggthumpup.gif

[Sander]

You're more than welcome :D

come to new zealand and every single thing u eat u'll find ham in it
Well.. That's too bad… yeah what can a man say…

Anyway.. thanx for replying girl! :biggthump

[MustafaMM]

lol thank you so much

[Sander]

You're more than welcome :biggrin:

[Ultralest]

coool

thanks sander

[Ultralest]

cool

tanks sander

[Sander]

Co0oL On You Mate he he he :biggthump

Thanx for replying Doode :08:

[فيلسوفة زمانها]

ما قرأت كل الموضوع بس الـham هو لحم الخنزير وحنا هنا المفروض ما نقول hamburger المفروض نقول befburger or chickenburger

و حبيت أوضح بس لا أكثر

[*STEVE*]

ما قرأت كل الموضوع بس الـham هو لحم الخنزير وحنا هنا المفروض ما نقول hamburger المفروض نقول befburger or chickenburger

و حبيت أوضح بس لا أكثر

we are talking about english lan dudette....but u are right :D we should say bef or chicken burger ^^

[TEDUSE 1=BAGGIO]

as usually a nice topic from a nice member .

thanx man .

[Sander]

فيلسوفة زمانها
Well… you're right of course but I'm taking about English language here :أفكر:

:33: and actually I am capturing each and every mistake I see!

So I would say.. thanx for replying :08:

And YES! We shouldn't call it hamburger like you said. :أفكر:


STEVE*

Thanx for visiting, reading & replying doode :biggthump

TEDUSE 1=BAGGIO

You're more than welcome my man! :laughing:

Thanx for those nice words! ;)

Great reply ! Love it… thanx :biggrin:

[Trapped Inside]

lol .. u know what maybe ur right .. it seems to be a dumba$$ language anyway :09:

still .. i'll always love this language ^_^ ..

thx for the CooL Thread ^^ ..



btw .. i kinda remember u from the old days (days of the montada tarfehy) im not sure if it's u ..

but i think it is u ^^ .. i dont know if u remember me .. anyway


thx for the thread again ^_^ ..

[Sander]

Yeah! Yeah!! English is a Ridiculous Language Lo0oL :biggrin:

Thanx for replying pal…….. U R Welcome :laughing:


And YES! I'm the same good old Sander you knew back then :08:

:33: I'm back! But I'm not sure if I really do know you..

Any way you look familiar to me :أفكر: … yet I don't think I know you that much. :08:

[Trapped Inside]

Yeah! Yeah!! English is a Ridiculous Language Lo0oL :biggrin:

Thanx for replying pal…….. U R Welcome :laughing:


And YES! I'm the same good old Sander you knew back then :08:

:33: I'm back! But I'm not sure if I really do know you..

Any way you look familiar to me :أفكر: … yet I don't think I know you that much. :08:


yup .. i knew it was u .. same old sander :D

i wasn't sure u'll remember me 2 ^^ .. but my user name was Saudi 2002 .. and b4 that it was John Travolta

anyway .. i still dont exept u to remember ...

^_^ ..

oh yeah .. Welcome Back ^^

[Sander]

Thanx doode! You're so nice :)

It feels great to still be remembered by you guys… :08:

Shame on me I don't remember all of you.. he he he :p

Anyway.. Nice to meet you bro :laughing:

[Trapped Inside]

Thanx doode! You're so nice :)

It feels great to still be remembered by you guys… :08:

Shame on me I don't remember all of you.. he he he :p

Anyway.. Nice to meet you bro :laughing:

np ^^ .. ur nicer :tongue2:

yeah SHAME ON U :09:

Nice to Meet u 2 Pal .. ^^

[DREAMCATCHER]

LOL
YOU ARE DAMN SURE RIGHT... LOL
ITS STUPID LANGUAGE AFTER ALL HAHAHAHA

[Sander]

Sure I am! :biggthump

And yes!! It is a stupid language… hehehe that is why we learn it! :p

We learn stupid things all the time :tongue2:

Thanx for replying :08:

[Mista Koo]

Tahnks Sandoory 4 This Cooool tOPIC!

[Mista Koo]

Tahnks Sandoory 4 This Cooool tOPIC!

but in arabic...

Is There a Crow In The Crow's Nest (Mushroom)??

[The King Of Roma:Totti]

How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another :08:


هذي مصطلحات عامية وليست فصيحة ... فلا يمكن اعتبارها أخطاء :33:

وبما ان المنتدى انجليزي ... حبيت اترجم الجملة للانجليزي :

hathy mo96ala7at 3ammeia wa laisat fa9i7a :biggthump :tongue2:


And Thanks again :)

[Sander]

Tahnks Sandoory 4 This Cooool tOPIC!

but in arabic...

Is There a Crow In The Crow's Nest (Mushroom)??
You're welcome Mr.Co0ol! Thanx for replying doode

[Sander]

هذي مصطلحات عامية وليست فصيحة ... فلا يمكن اعتبارها أخطاء :33:

وبما ان المنتدى انجليزي ... حبيت اترجم الجملة للانجليزي :

hathy mo96ala7at 3ammeia wa laisat fa9i7a :biggthump :tongue2:


And Thanks again :)
Yeah right.. Who cares!

It is in English, isn't it… :أفكر:

Then this means.. English still is a stupid language Lo0oL :D

You are welcome & Thanx for replying pal :08:

[posansaka]

its just name
it dosnt mean that if what ever is its name that has to be that thing
and its there language and what ever they want to call its there wish and if they call it hamberger they eat ham thats why they call it hamberger

and thankx fot the topic

[Sander]

its just name
it dosnt mean that if what ever is its name that has to be that thing
Well.. we want them to be clear only.. :أفكر:
You know,, we have to understand them :D


and its there language and what ever they want to call its there wish
No its not… they can't just mess with English like that… :09:
they make it sound stupid lo0ol :p


and if they call it
hamberger they eat ham thats why they call it hamberger
yeah but even burgers without ham are called hamburger sis :08:


eand thankx fot the topic
U R Welcome
Thanx for replying :biggthump