مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : English is a stupid language
Sander
20-09-2004, 10:31 AM
English is a stupid language
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Let's face it :bigeyes:
English is a stupid language :33:
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. :bigeyes:
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English muffins were not invented in England. :33:
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We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that :scratchch
Quicksand takes you down slowly :hmmmm:
Boxing rings are square :irked:
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. :eek:
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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. :knockedou
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth :33:
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught. :أفكر:
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? :eek:
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Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways :09:
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another :08:
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Sander
20-09-2004, 10:32 AM
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where
a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill IN a form
By filling it OUT
And a bell is only heard once it GOES! :biggrin:
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People, not computers, invented English
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all) :icon16:
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That is why
When the stars are out, they are visible :ponder:
But when the lights are out they are invisible :eek5:
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts :smirk:
But when I wind up this poem
It ends! :slaphappy
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Allow me to add this:
In the women rooms, you read the sign: (Women, Keep Out!)
Now let's see here…..
I see that it means women are not allowed to go there so I guess only Men may enter…
-Same goes for Men sign- <SILLY, ISN'T IT!> :D
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Hope you like this topic.. Feel free to add some of yours if you have any ^^
Thanx for visiting come again Lo0oL :08:
أبوجمـــال
20-09-2004, 10:35 AM
hahahahahahahaha.....
that was cooool.... :08:
Abo_Jamal
Sander
20-09-2004, 11:37 AM
Thanx doode :D
Glad you like it :08:
يالطيف الطف
20-09-2004, 01:55 PM
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? http://montada.com/images/smilies/new_icons/eek.gif
LOL
humans!!!!!!!
thx dude
:D
Sander
20-09-2004, 03:27 PM
Correct :biggthump
Ha ha ha… you're welcome doode
Thanx for replying :08:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :tongue2: THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC :D
*STEVE*
21-09-2004, 07:42 AM
ROFLAMO awesome
:D i want more dude
Sander
21-09-2004, 10:31 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :tongue2: THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC :D
You're welcome doode :D
Thanx for replying :08:
Sander
21-09-2004, 10:36 AM
ROFLAMO awesome
:D i want more dude
Thanx pal! :slaphappy
What a great reply you got there! :35:
I like it :lollypop:
& yes! I'll give you more later doode :rolleyes:
TiTaN
21-09-2004, 04:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
it is really a good topic
thank you
by the way this is the first topic i read here
so thanks for the second time
Broken Angel
21-09-2004, 05:03 PM
I enjoyed it :D
thanx :biggrin:
Sander
22-09-2004, 10:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
it is really a good topic
thank you
by the way this is the first topic i read here
so thanks for the second time
You're more than welcome :slaphappy
Thanx for replying :smile:
I'm glad you like my thread.. I feel great! :icon6:
Sander
22-09-2004, 10:17 AM
I enjoyed it :D
thanx :biggrin:
U R Welcome :D Doode
Thanx for Visiting :08:
NZ.Citizen
22-09-2004, 11:57 AM
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is sooo true
except for one thing
No ham in the hamburger
come to new zealand and every single thing u eat u'll find ham in it
http://montada.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
thx for the topic boy
http://montada.com/images/smilies/new_icons/biggthumpup.gif
Sander
22-09-2004, 12:04 PM
You're more than welcome :D
come to new zealand and every single thing u eat u'll find ham in it
Well.. That's too bad… yeah what can a man say…
Anyway.. thanx for replying girl! :biggthump
MustafaMM
22-09-2004, 02:24 PM
lol thank you so much
Sander
22-09-2004, 03:24 PM
You're more than welcome :biggrin:
Ultralest
22-09-2004, 03:50 PM
coool
thanks sander
Ultralest
22-09-2004, 03:51 PM
cool
tanks sander
Sander
22-09-2004, 03:55 PM
Co0oL On You Mate he he he :biggthump
Thanx for replying Doode :08:
فيلسوفة زمانها
23-09-2004, 11:47 PM
ما قرأت كل الموضوع بس الـham هو لحم الخنزير وحنا هنا المفروض ما نقول hamburger المفروض نقول befburger or chickenburger
و حبيت أوضح بس لا أكثر
*STEVE*
24-09-2004, 03:07 PM
ما قرأت كل الموضوع بس الـham هو لحم الخنزير وحنا هنا المفروض ما نقول hamburger المفروض نقول befburger or chickenburger
و حبيت أوضح بس لا أكثر
we are talking about english lan dudette....but u are right :D we should say bef or chicken burger ^^
TEDUSE 1=BAGGIO
24-09-2004, 03:30 PM
as usually a nice topic from a nice member .
thanx man .
Sander
25-09-2004, 10:55 AM
فيلسوفة زمانها
Well… you're right of course but I'm taking about English language here :أفكر:
:33: and actually I am capturing each and every mistake I see!
So I would say.. thanx for replying :08:
And YES! We shouldn't call it hamburger like you said. :أفكر:
STEVE*
Thanx for visiting, reading & replying doode :biggthump
TEDUSE 1=BAGGIO
You're more than welcome my man! :laughing:
Thanx for those nice words! ;)
Great reply ! Love it… thanx :biggrin:
Trapped Inside
25-09-2004, 11:19 AM
lol .. u know what maybe ur right .. it seems to be a dumba$$ language anyway :09:
still .. i'll always love this language ^_^ ..
thx for the CooL Thread ^^ ..
btw .. i kinda remember u from the old days (days of the montada tarfehy) im not sure if it's u ..
but i think it is u ^^ .. i dont know if u remember me .. anyway
thx for the thread again ^_^ ..
Sander
25-09-2004, 11:31 AM
Yeah! Yeah!! English is a Ridiculous Language Lo0oL :biggrin:
Thanx for replying pal…….. U R Welcome :laughing:
And YES! I'm the same good old Sander you knew back then :08:
:33: I'm back! But I'm not sure if I really do know you..
Any way you look familiar to me :أفكر: … yet I don't think I know you that much. :08:
Trapped Inside
25-09-2004, 11:35 AM
Yeah! Yeah!! English is a Ridiculous Language Lo0oL :biggrin:
Thanx for replying pal…….. U R Welcome :laughing:
And YES! I'm the same good old Sander you knew back then :08:
:33: I'm back! But I'm not sure if I really do know you..
Any way you look familiar to me :أفكر: … yet I don't think I know you that much. :08:
yup .. i knew it was u .. same old sander :D
i wasn't sure u'll remember me 2 ^^ .. but my user name was Saudi 2002 .. and b4 that it was John Travolta
anyway .. i still dont exept u to remember ...
^_^ ..
oh yeah .. Welcome Back ^^
Sander
25-09-2004, 11:59 AM
Thanx doode! You're so nice :)
It feels great to still be remembered by you guys… :08:
Shame on me I don't remember all of you.. he he he :p
Anyway.. Nice to meet you bro :laughing:
Trapped Inside
25-09-2004, 12:15 PM
Thanx doode! You're so nice :)
It feels great to still be remembered by you guys… :08:
Shame on me I don't remember all of you.. he he he :p
Anyway.. Nice to meet you bro :laughing:
np ^^ .. ur nicer :tongue2:
yeah SHAME ON U :09:
Nice to Meet u 2 Pal .. ^^
DREAMCATCHER
27-09-2004, 07:49 AM
LOL
YOU ARE DAMN SURE RIGHT... LOL
ITS STUPID LANGUAGE AFTER ALL HAHAHAHA
Sander
27-09-2004, 09:22 AM
Sure I am! :biggthump
And yes!! It is a stupid language… hehehe that is why we learn it! :p
We learn stupid things all the time :tongue2:
Thanx for replying :08:
Mista Koo
28-09-2004, 10:59 PM
Tahnks Sandoory 4 This Cooool tOPIC!
Mista Koo
28-09-2004, 11:00 PM
Tahnks Sandoory 4 This Cooool tOPIC!
but in arabic...
Is There a Crow In The Crow's Nest (Mushroom)??
The King Of Roma:Totti
29-09-2004, 09:20 AM
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another :08:
هذي مصطلحات عامية وليست فصيحة ... فلا يمكن اعتبارها أخطاء :33:
وبما ان المنتدى انجليزي ... حبيت اترجم الجملة للانجليزي :
hathy mo96ala7at 3ammeia wa laisat fa9i7a :biggthump :tongue2:
And Thanks again :)
Sander
29-09-2004, 11:13 AM
Tahnks Sandoory 4 This Cooool tOPIC!
but in arabic...
Is There a Crow In The Crow's Nest (Mushroom)??
You're welcome Mr.Co0ol! Thanx for replying doode
Sander
29-09-2004, 11:15 AM
هذي مصطلحات عامية وليست فصيحة ... فلا يمكن اعتبارها أخطاء :33:
وبما ان المنتدى انجليزي ... حبيت اترجم الجملة للانجليزي :
hathy mo96ala7at 3ammeia wa laisat fa9i7a :biggthump :tongue2:
And Thanks again :)
Yeah right.. Who cares!
It is in English, isn't it… :أفكر:
Then this means.. English still is a stupid language Lo0oL :D
You are welcome & Thanx for replying pal :08:
posansaka
01-10-2004, 07:18 PM
its just name
it dosnt mean that if what ever is its name that has to be that thing
and its there language and what ever they want to call its there wish and if they call it hamberger they eat ham thats why they call it hamberger
and thankx fot the topic
Sander
02-10-2004, 12:33 PM
its just name
it dosnt mean that if what ever is its name that has to be that thing
Well.. we want them to be clear only.. :أفكر:
You know,, we have to understand them :D
and its there language and what ever they want to call its there wish
No its not… they can't just mess with English like that… :09:
they make it sound stupid lo0ol :p
and if they call it
hamberger they eat ham thats why they call it hamberger
yeah but even burgers without ham are called hamburger sis :08:
eand thankx fot the topic
U R Welcome
Thanx for replying :biggthump
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