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An American, a British and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a
beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
American and the Brit.
He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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An American, a British and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a
beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
American and the Brit.
He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we
don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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