Dark Zero
29-11-2004, 10:27 PM
Some of my friends told me these jokes, so here they are:
Q : Why are mummies good secret agents?
A: Because they are good at keeping things under wraps!
Q: What is a monster's favorite song?
A: "Ghouls just want to have fun"!
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A: Prank-enstein!
Q: Did you take a bath this morning?
A: No. Is there one missing?
Q: How many feet are in a yard?
A: It depends on how many people are standing in it!!!!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Q: How do you start a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one of the sticks is a match!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Food's on me tonight!
Q: What is the most dangerous city?
A: Electricity!
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I'm stuck on you!
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q: When is the moon not hungry?
A: When it is full!
Q: What kind of pie can fly?
A: A magpie! (It is a bird
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a chocolate filling!
Q: What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
A: A chew chew train!
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Add 24 carrots!
Q: What do you need to open a door?
A: A closed door!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You can never tell which witch is which!
Q: Why did the witch need a computer?
A: She needed a spell check.
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: Push it!
Q: What do ants use to smell good?
A: Deodor-ant!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!
Q: Where do ghosts go to become pilots?
A: Fright-school!
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired!
Courtesy of Kurt Angle of The Magicbox Forums
More soon!
Q : Why are mummies good secret agents?
A: Because they are good at keeping things under wraps!
Q: What is a monster's favorite song?
A: "Ghouls just want to have fun"!
Q: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A: Fish and ships!
Q: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
A: Prank-enstein!
Q: Did you take a bath this morning?
A: No. Is there one missing?
Q: How many feet are in a yard?
A: It depends on how many people are standing in it!!!!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Q: How do you start a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one of the sticks is a match!
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Food's on me tonight!
Q: What is the most dangerous city?
A: Electricity!
Q: What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
A: I'm stuck on you!
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q: When is the moon not hungry?
A: When it is full!
Q: What kind of pie can fly?
A: A magpie! (It is a bird
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a chocolate filling!
Q: What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
A: A chew chew train!
Q: How do you make gold soup?
A: Add 24 carrots!
Q: What do you need to open a door?
A: A closed door!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You can never tell which witch is which!
Q: Why did the witch need a computer?
A: She needed a spell check.
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: Push it!
Q: What do ants use to smell good?
A: Deodor-ant!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!
Q: Where do ghosts go to become pilots?
A: Fright-school!
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired!
Courtesy of Kurt Angle of The Magicbox Forums
More soon!