الحريم اذكى .. "ان كيدكن عظيم"

[المكاويه]

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الموضوع يكشف مدى سطحيه الرجال و عدم فهمهم لبواطن الامور:09:
و مدى دهاء النساء و عزة انفسهن:biggthump
اسيبكم مع الموضوع الخطـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــير
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The Silent Treatment
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A man and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment


This had gone on for several weeks when the man realized he would need his wife to wake him up at 5:00 A.M. for an early flight to Sydney

Not wanting to be the first one to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper

"Please wake me at 5:00 A.M."

The next morning the man woke up only to discover it was
9:00A.M., and he had missed his business flight


Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him, when he noticed a piece of paper beside his bed

It said...in big bold, black print...

"IT'S 5:00 A.M., WAKE UP!!!"
:bigeyes:
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LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
NOW
:33: what do u think men
??????????????????????

[MiSs.ChiPs]

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(i like2 write this n Arabic)

:icon6:

nice joke:أفكر:
I read it before now but n Arabic ^^


:o aha





U wanna now 2 know what our

opinion about

:33: women wittiness

it's well-known

the women r more

quickness & clever & smarter & beati:08:




;) than men
:biggthump
Rn't we???;)






oh :wow:

:boggled:
u ask men!....

i'm so sorry

:09:
thanx Makkawia
& salamOoOoOoOo^^

:icon6:

[Another_One]

الموضوع يكشف مدى سطحيه الرجال و عدم فهمهم لبواطن الامور:09:









:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:






و مدى دهاء النساء و عزة انفسهن:biggthump



:p :p :p



hiiiii

it is a nice joke



:33: but don't u think that u laughed at ur females friends



even if the woman were right or wrong ...she must obey her husband



and u can't prove the opposite



u know what Allah said



But in fact i like it alot ...not for the way itself



:أفكر: but the way u wrote it for us



thank u and see u later with another joke

[المكاويه]

خخخخخخخخخخخ

(i like2 write this n Arabic)

:icon6:

nice joke:أفكر:
I read it before now but n Arabic ^^


:o aha





U wanna now 2 know what our

opinion about

:33: women wittiness

it's well-known

the women r more

quickness & clever & smarter & beati:08:

;) EXACTLY



;) than men
:biggthump
Rn't we???;)






oh :wow:

:boggled:
u ask men!....

i'm so sorry

u r most welcome to replay dear chepsaia
:09: i said that just to tease them
thanx Makkawia
& salamOoOoOoOo^^

:icon6:

Thank u for passing by
:) see u later

[المكاويه]

:33: but don't u think that u laughed at ur females friends

even if the woman were right or wrong ...she must obey her husband

and u can't prove the opposite

u know what Allah said

But in fact i like it alot ...not for the way itself

:أفكر: but the way u wrote it for us



thank u and see u later with another joke




:أفكر: Well
As a matter of fact
the woman has not disobeyed her husband
:09: he didnt ask her to wake him up using words or sounds
;) there r many ways to wake someone up
Besides
f we r talking about obeying Allah, he should be blamed
coz Allah ordered men to be understanding and patient with their wives
:31: but they never obey
:boggled: so, am i laughing at my female friends or at my male enemies
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:) Thank u for passing by
and for the nice comment
:08: and for the cute complemnt
:o See u later

[Another_One]

f we r talking about obeying Allah, he should be blamed

as i thought .... as a kind woman ....u can't say anyhting against ur
:أفكر: gender

coz Allah ordered men to be understanding and patient with their wives
but they never obey
i know .... but don't u know that women must knee for their husbands .... if it is unforbidden

so, am i laughing at my female friends or at my male enemies

laughing at urself.... go and study... or we will laugh at ur bad marks ... (la samah Allah)


allah with u sister .... so .... so .... nothing:p

[المكاويه]

laughing at urself.... go and study... or we will laugh at ur bad marks ... (la samah Allah)


allah with u sister .... so .... so .... nothing:p




Dont say that
حراااااااااااام عليك!!!!!!!!!!
ليه تفاول علي????????????:06:
:o i think i would get a high mark
:biggthump coz im a good one
:28: no one shall ever laugh at my grades
;) everyone is used to praise them
BTW, im studying
:أفكر: just keep praying for me

[shaymaa elsayed]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: