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The Perfect Quiz

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor ????????????? ]

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke... Men keep scrolling down

















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus the woman must have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident


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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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MoDmEnAt NeT

[Sander]

Lo0oL!
That was Funny, Thanx :biggthump

Yeah,, Women Never Listen,,
Nice Conclusion :D

Anyway, I have to Move Your thread..
Go to the English Section :ds022:

Thanq

[NaughtY AngeL]

lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0ol
that was one perfect joke on the the perfect time since I'm perfectly depressed
lo0ol
And who said that women never listen?? I didn't scroll down
(yeah right)
:09:

ok ok I did, I just wanted to see ur signature :D
hehe

Ciao for now:D

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thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx a lot guys
i liked wht did write

c u

[hunter-zero]

hah! that was great you managed to insult men and women ant to please them at the same time besides its a good joke !

[joethehunter]

I MUST ADMIT IT . iT WAS ONE OF THE BEST STORIES I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED LATELY. HOWEVER, YOU DO SOUND A BIT CHILDISH IN THE WAY THINK. THE CONFLICT BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN CLEARLY SHOWS IN YOUR WRITING, THAT IS YOUR ONLY POINT OF WAEKNESS. ANYHOW , I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU ONCE MORE. KEEP ON WRITING , PLEASE.

[the duke]

hehe, so so so so funny

i appreciate it, i really laughed (for a while)


PS:

And who said that women never listen?? I didn't scroll down
(yeah right)

[the duke]

hehe, so so so so funny

i appreciate it, i really laughed (for a while)


PS:

And who said that women never listen?? I didn't scroll down
(yeah right)

u made me laugh too

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thaanx

my friends........