Stupid test?

[Angel whisper]

السلام عليكم ..

من عقب ما قريت موضوع محمد اس ام .. *تسويله دعاية* تذكرت هالاختبار ..
هو حليو وما عليه .. بس للاسف لازم تسوونه بالانجليزي لانه ما ينفع يتحول للعربي ..
عموما هاذي هي الاسئلة ويا اجاباتها .. بس طبعا جاوبو بروحكم قبل ما تشوفون اجابة كل سؤال ..
انا بصراحه ما كان عندي غير 2 صح -.-

. What do you put in a toaster?



The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such ! as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.


3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?



Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four.


4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?




Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.


5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?




Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.


6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?



Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

شو رايكم؟

[croove]

موضوع حلو Angel :biggthump
جبت ثلاث إجابات صحيحة
شيء سؤال رفع الضغط عندي :D
أذكر قبل حليت سؤال مشابه له بسهولة بس ما أدري ليش نسيت أحلها صح هذي المرة :blackeye:

سؤال الطيارة سمعته قبل بس بطريقة ثانية بحيث أن الجماعة في الطيارة من دولة ثانية غير ألمانيا و آخر السؤال يقول من له الحق بدفن الأموات أو وين تدفنهم يعني شيء من هذا القبيل


التوقيع يذكرني بالأم علاية :blackeye:
أحس أن فيهم زيران :09:

[Trapped Inside]

-___- .. ما حليت ولا وحده صح .. >>>> ميت نوم .. That's Why XD ..

بس حقت البيت ما فهمت ليش الجواب كذا ؟ ..

واحلى سؤال الاخير D: .. قهر قريت الجواب قبل ما اكمل السؤال >.> ..

ثانكس انجلوه ^^ ..

[Yamato]

>.<!
وصلت للرابع.... وجاوبت بالدفن.. ما انتبهت انهم ما ماتوا... T_T

قهرني السؤال الاخير... جوابي كان انه الاسم ما انذكر.. وطول قرايتي للسؤال كنت احسب عدد المسافرين.. وصلوا في الاخير 27... :blackeye:



بس حقت البيت ما فهمت ليش الجواب كذا ؟ ..
جوابي عليك بيكون هذا...


Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such ! as "Children's World".

ياخي يسالك عن البيوت الزجاجية.. وهي بالانجليزي تتسمى جرين هاوس...

انا جاوبتهم كلهم صح ما عدا الرابع والاخير...

:blackeye:

[Argandir]

جاوبتهم كلهم صح... :31:

اختبار سهل و ممتع...عندك اسئلة غيرهم...؟!

[Yamato]

جاوبتهم كلهم صح... :31:

اختبار سهل و ممتع...عندك اسئلة غيرهم...؟!
يا فتاك انت... :blackeye:

[احلامو ادوماتو]

What do you put in a toaster?

خبز توست :06:


Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

مويه :biggthump


If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Red bricks and what the hell is blue , pink and black bricks ??? i never heard of'em


Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

no mans island :blackeye:


Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

WHAT ??? :blackeye:



If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

ONE :D

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حركتات أنا غبي :icon6:

طانكس واجد على الفضايح :09:

[شتاينر]

ههههههههههه .. موضوع جميل جدا :biggthump .. لكني للأسف سقطت بشرك السؤال الثاني واخترت Milk :blackeye: ..
موضوع جميل .. ثانكس NaziMod :bigeyes:

[asf4ever]

أنا والله قهرني السؤال الأخير قاعد أغصب عمري أحسبهم وبالاخير من السواق:blackeye: وجوابي" وييش صاير؟؟!!"
السؤالين الأول والثاني تمام فيهم وأما الثالث فما أعرف شو الـbricks أصلا ولكن أعرف الGreen house -__-
والرابع فتوني إستوبعت كلمة bury :p
والخامس ما فهمت السالفة لين ما قريت الجواب!
It was fun .ThanX Angeloo

[Yamato]

حصلت في النت موضوع اسئلة شبيه نوعا ما بالموضوع ذا...

بس طويل شوية..^^

Are you a Freak...??? (http://www.outofservice.com/freak/)


وهذي نتايجي انا... :33:

http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=4&nonconform=31&dissent=32&overall=17

[asf4ever]

yamato
هذا الأسئلة صدق طويلة وبعد مب متأكد من صحة إجاباتي بطريقتهم-__-
بس على كل هذي نتيجتي Cl!ck Here (http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=22&nonconform=69&dissent=67&overall=45)
بس بعد مب من كثر فهمت النتجية ._.
شكرا يا فتى الفتيان

[شتاينر]

حصلت في النت موضوع اسئلة شبيه نوعا ما بالموضوع ذا...

بس طويل شوية..^^

Are you a Freak...??? (http://www.outofservice.com/freak/)


وهذي نتايجي انا... :33:

http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=4&nonconform=31&dissent=32&overall=17

صحيح .. الأسئلة طويلة وفي ممكن 3 أسئلة ما فهمت منهم ولا شيء :blackeye: ..
بس الشيء الي ما كنت متوقعه إنه نتيجتك تطلع نفس نتيجتي
http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=2.48&nonconform=35.07&dissent=24.41&overall=17.11
هذا معناه إنه مش بس أشكالنا قريبة , لا وحتى تفكيرنا بعد أيها الشبيه :biggthump

[Rory]

يبتهم كلهم صح! XD إلا رقم خمسة ;;>__>
و في السؤال الثاني كنت مترددة :afraid:
الجواب كان في بالي milk بس بالغلط قلتها water وطلعت صح @__@
هههههههه أحلى شي الأجوبة إلي كاتبينها تضحك :09:

وبعد Are you A Freak?
حلوة الأسئلة XD
ذكرتني بأسئلة كان الإستاذ عاطنا إياها وبنفس ها الطريقة بعد! @__@
وأكثر شي كانو عن your opinions againt others ..
نتيجتي .. 71% freak :blackeye:

ثانكس انجل & ياماتو

[احلامو ادوماتو]

حصلت في النت موضوع اسئلة شبيه نوعا ما بالموضوع ذا...

بس طويل شوية..^^

Are you a Freak...??? (http://www.outofservice.com/freak/)


وهذي نتايجي انا... :33:

http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=4&nonconform=31&dissent=32&overall=17

هذي نتيجتي :D

http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=73&nonconform=45&dissent=75&overall=64

[Mista Koo]

Angel's
|||||||||||||||||||| 67% Correct 4 Of 6
حقت القرين هاوسس قلت Made Of Plants 0_x

Are You a Freak
|||||||||||||||||||| Need to be unique: 41%
|||||||||||||||||||| Need to NOT conform: 55%
|||||||||||||||||||| Willingness to express dissent: 67%
||||||||||||||||||||Overall Score: 50%
كنت متوقع اني أكون فريك أكثر بس كويس متوازن بس استغربت نييد تو بي يونيك توقعت أكثر بكثير

كمشورين أنجل + ياماطو

[Angel whisper]

مشكورين على ردودكم ^^

كروف:
ام علايه؟؟ ياخي والله تقطعت من الضحك عليك ..

ارجاندير:
لا والله هذا اللي عندي ^^

ياماتو:
مشكور على اللنكات ^^

هاذي نتيجتي:
Need to be unique:86% http://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar1.gifhttp://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar2.gif Need to NOT conform:45% http://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar1.gifhttp://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar2.gif Willingness to express dissent:87% http://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar1.gifhttp://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar2.gif Overall score:72% http://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar1.gifhttp://www.outofservice.com/freak/images/bar2.gif

[NaughtY AngeL]

lo0o0o0o0o0o0ol, I never felt "stupider" in my life :31: though I got 4+5 right :biggthump lol


Thanx (for the test not for making me feel dumb) lol




بس حقت البيت ما فهمت ليش الجواب كذا ؟ ..

القرينهاوس هوا هذاك المبنى الزجاجي اللي يحفظو فيه النباتات و يزرعوها مدري ايش اسمه بالعربي يمكن يا مشاتل أو محميات للنباتات شي زي كدا بس هوا اسمه greenhouse

:ciao: Ciao for now

[Snake Eyes]

جاوبت 3 صح بس
الاول والتاني غلط -__-

[Guy.Thing]

Oh Angel .. Don't call it Stupid !!

:) call it magnificent test

[Angel whisper]

مشكورين عالمشاركه ..

وترابد الـgreen house مثل ما شرحته نوتي اينجل ..
هو البيت اللي يحطون فيه النباتات ويكون مصنوع من الزجاج ^^

yay Guy Thing now !
welcome back ..
and you are the magnificent one ;)

[Musou]

حليتها كلها لكن بغيت اكسر الشاشة و احشر الكيبورد
في فتحة الDVD عند السؤال الأخير :vereymad:

اما وصلة ياماتو.... Clikk h34r (http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=60&nonconform=87&dissent=82&overall=72)


للأسف لابد من بعض التعليقات تحملوني شوي...

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What do you put in a toaster?

What else? my victim's fingers!!! Bwahahaha!

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Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?

Silk sILK si1k SILK silk
S - I - L - K
Cows drink blood... oh yeah!

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If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Grasshoppers!!!

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Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury! the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?

Six-feet under... Alive

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If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?

Zero... my battery's dead..

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Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, th! ree people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

#$^%$&&%$@#@!!! :cussing:
GET OUT OF ME BLOODY BUS!!!

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Gracias على الأسئلة :D

[Angel whisper]

ههههههههههههههههههه السؤال الاخير نرفزني بالفعل .. نسيت سالفة اني انا اللي اسوق بالمره ..

and amusing comments ..

XD

عيل made of grasshoppers ?

هههههههههههه

[Snake Eyes]

ما فهمت ايش يبغى لكن مشي حالك:biggthump
http://www.outofservice.com/freak/results/?unique=22&nonconform=40&dissent=41&overall=31

[Majid Ali]

السؤال الاخير نكته ^^

[snorlax]

2 صح -_- !
أحس اني غبي o.O

[smigle]

الأخ سنور شغال رفع في المواضيع القديمة... بس أشمعنى مواضيع أنجل بسسسسس...:33: هممممم

[snorlax]

الأخ سنور شغال رفع في المواضيع القديمة... بس أشمعنى مواضيع أنجل بسسسسس...:33: هممممم







انا رفعت هذا بس من الزهق :o
الموضوع الثاني كان مرفوع من أول ..