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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : What do you think about my children ???



The Wahish
20-06-2005, 07:21 AM
Hey Guys

... Check this joke out



For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"



Another Joke



A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so he started naming his kids after something around the farm. The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boy replied "Wagon Wheel". The teacher said... "I need your REAL name, son", to which he boy replied, "It's Wagon Wheel, sir... Really". The teacher... in a huff said, "Alright young man... march yourself right down to the principal's office THIS minute!!!!" The boy got out of his chair, turned to his sister and said,



"Come on, Chicken Shit... he ain't gonna believe YOU, neither!"



Tell me your opinions

hunter-zero
20-06-2005, 12:05 PM
hah !
the second one was good!
but in general not above the avrage good

المكاويه
23-06-2005, 09:49 AM
loooooooooooooooooooooool
that was really funny
specially the second one
:31: what a smart boy:05: and what a bad father
i thought that u r gonna speak about ur children
looooooooooool
:o the title suggests that
anyway
:biggthump that was amusing
keep it up brotehr
:ciao: see u later

ALcATRAZ
23-06-2005, 01:48 PM
looooooooool its funny
specially the second one
its rememberd me the old arabian fathers when they named there children

The Wahish
26-06-2005, 10:06 AM
Hunter Zero


المكاويه


ALcATRAZ



Thanks for passing by


I'll try to get more jokes every once in a while


Take Care

TRY NO RACE
28-06-2005, 12:30 PM
:31: the first one is really annoying
i would rather die than listening to such a dumb woman
:196: yeah , I guess it proves women can NOT zip their mouths
:D lo0ol

the second joke is so funny
lo0ol http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif
especially the girls name loooooooool

thanX bro

Another_One
28-06-2005, 12:39 PM
ha ha ha
:biglaugh:
:rofl: funny peasant

;) there is a joke in arabic like ur last one

:ciao: c ya with other jokes

The Wahish
29-06-2005, 09:53 AM
Try No Race

Another_One


Thank you guys
Glad that you liked the jokes


Salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

The Wahish
29-06-2005, 09:59 AM
OK

New Joke

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."