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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Laugh with me


egyptian coptic
12-09-2005, 08:31 PM
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."

The doctor asked the man to explain more.


The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it



hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."



The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken
egyptian coptic
12-09-2005, 08:33 PM
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by The roadside.



He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.



"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.



"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.



"Oh, please come to my house!"



"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."



"Bring them along!" the rich man said.



They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said,



"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."



The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
مستر حريقة
23-06-2006, 06:04 PM
:D
its kool and funny dude

but this is not the right place for it

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< moved to the English Forum;)


Nikshta Rakishta^^:ponder:
St.Mohammed
23-06-2006, 10:34 PM
It is tow wonderful stories

THANK YOU BRO

Salam