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[Winter_wolf]

These are a bunch of lines that i liked, i've spend a lot of time gathering them, adding to'em, so here they are, oh and please, when you reply, say which one of'em you've liked the most, and it would be better if you say why you liked'em :

"Nintendo is like the noble samurai; a time well served, albiet too proud to realize its age has passed."


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"It's business as usual, but this time.... it's personal"

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My wife/son/neighbor's dog got killed! I must slay EVERYBODY!"...

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join the club we have free cats

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Respect to all those who debate their positions using facts and reason rather than rumor and passion.

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this post is so pointless.... someone should hit you with a fish

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You bore me, die now.

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"The administration pays me very well for the privelige of ignoring my advice."

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Laying low in a blood filled trench, killing time 'till my very own death.

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"Only the dead have seen the end of all wars"

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Before you judge someone try walking in theyr shoes, that you you know what they feel, AND you have they shoes.

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A wise man once said: if something happens to you, it's comedy; if something bad happens to me, it's tragic"

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"Its not having what you want, but wanting what you have."

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"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave."

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I looked and behold, a pale horse, and the name it said on it, was death, and hell followed with it, for that i have passed from this world, long forgotten, as i walked with death, towards the end of my path ,i breathed my last sigh of relief.

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do you police logic to keep it behind bars?

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Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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....without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock ticking."

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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

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"The Future will not remember But The Past does not forget"

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"More than a Poet, I'm the Definition of it..."

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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To be a hero is about the shortest lived profession on Earth

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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Do something with your life, just dont do it here.

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Welcome to the end of your life, I promise it's going to hurt. Are you ready for the pain? -- Vegeta

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become one himself
~Nietzsche/Too Human

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The ONLY justified war is a war where the man who starts it is the first on the battlefield fighting for HIS beliefs.

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"Peace is better than war, becasue in peace the sons bury their fathers, in war the fathers bury their sons" -Bacon


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"This is not your grave... But you are welcome in it..."

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"Imagination is more important than knowledge" -- Albert Einstein

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"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."

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"Hated by many, confronted by none"

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"Clever got me this far and tricky got me in"

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It's all fun and games, till someone loses an eye, than It's just fun you can´t see!

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"Less concerned about fitting into the world, your world that is."

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity ~ Albert Einstein

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"Yesterday has passed and tomorrow is yet to come; we have only today. Let us begin."

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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

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"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

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If you feel lonely and want more attention, stop paying your bills

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True nobility lies not in being superior to one's fellow man, but rather in being superior to one's previous self.

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Remember kids: there's no "I" in team (but there is a "me")...

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I have never failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.- Thomas Edison

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If you fear from suffering,
You are already suffering from what you fear.

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The poorest of all men is not the man without a cent..
But the man without a dream

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In demonstrating your complete lack of a sense of humour, you have failed the Turing test and proven yourself to be a machine.

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Some people are only alive cos its illegal to kill them.

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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". --Gandhi

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"What's it like to be living in a constent haze of stupidity"

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"I know you've come to kill me, shoot, you coward, you're only going to kill a man" -- guevarra

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Aaaand that's it (:

Winter--

[Digerati]

Great post Winter

Cool stuff

liked this 1

oh.. wait all 'em lines r cool

could'nt make up my mind

^__^

[Winter_wolf]

Thanx buddy, here's some more for ya :




"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war

than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living."

- General Omar Bradley



"In war, you win or lose, live or die-and the difference is just an eyelash."

- General Douglas MacArthur



"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must

suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."

- General Douglas MacArthur



"Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal

background, the countless minor scenes and interiors of the secession war; and

it is best they should not. The real war will never get in the books."

- Walt Whitman



"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing

good in war. Except its ending."

- Abraham Lincoln



"The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."

- Joseph Stalin



"Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."

- Joseph Stalin



"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard

die for his."

- General George S. Patton



"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God

that such men lived."

- General George S. Patton



"Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and

how he died that distinguish one man from another."

- Ernest Hemingway



"All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers."

- Francois Fenelon



"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."

- Herbert Hoover



"Only the dead have seen the end of the war."

- Plato



"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

- Bertrand Russell



"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily."

- Napoleon Bonaparte



"Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their

country."

- Bertrand Russell



"All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."

- Edmund Burke, British statesman and philosopher



"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your

art of war."

- Napoleon Bonaparte



"From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is

eternity."

- The unknown soldier



"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one

enemy will meet him everywhere."

- Ali ibn-Abi-Talib



"For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,

And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd;

And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill,

And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!"

- George Gordon Byron, "The Destruction of Sennacherib"



"War is as much a punishment to the punisher as it is to the sufferer."

- Thomas Jefferson



"War would end if the dead could return."

- Stanley Baldwin



"You can't say civilization don't advance - for in every war, they kill you in

a new way."

- Will Rogers



"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons."

- Croesus



"If you are going through hell...keep going."

- Winston Churchill



"In war, there are no unwounded soldiers."

- Jose Narosky



"Soldiers usually win the battles and generals get the credit for them."

- Napoleon Bonaparte



"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."

- Gen. William Westmoreland



"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a

hundred battles."

- Sun-Tzu



"When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."

- Winston Churchill



"Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more

he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter."

- Winston Churchill



"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

- Winston Churchill



"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

- Franklin D. Roosevelt



"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes

longer."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we

fail."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson



"If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall

disarm it ourselves."

- Joseph Stalin



"Better to fight for something than live for nothing."

- General George S. Patton



"If a man does his best, what else is there?"

- General George S. Patton



"We happy few, we band of brothers/For he today that sheds his blood with

me/Shall be my brother."

- William Shakespeare, King Henry V



"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death

but once."

- William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar



"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte



"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway."

- John Wayne



"Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is

himself afraid of you at that very moment."

- Andre Maurois



"Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a

human being."

- Kahlil Gibran, "The Voice of the Poet



"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"

- Emiliano Zapata



"You know the real meaning of peace only if you have been through the war."

- Kosovar



"War is a series of catastrophes which result in victory."

- Georges Clemenceau


Hope you like'em.

[Digerati]

Wow Winter

These lines are very familiar

I think I heard most of em from Call of Duty

hehe ^_^

10x alot dude

[Winter_wolf]

You've got a good memory bro, they actually ARE from Call of Duty 2, matter of fact, i've gathered these little wonders from here :

http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/call_of_duty_2_quote.txt

But like i've said when i've started the thread :


i've spend a lot of time gathering them


But it's a great quotes never the less, hope you liked'em buddy ^_~

so anyway, i liked this one :



For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,

And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd;

And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill,

And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!"

- George Gordon Byron, "The Destruction of Sennacherib"



It's like describing a blast and a fallen soldier, so awesome.

Thanx for the replies Digertai.

[Digerati]

You've got a good memory bro, they actually ARE from Call of Duty 2, matter of fact, i've gathered these little wonders from here :





hehe, 10x dude, underestimated myself, hehe



But it's a great quotes never the less, hope you liked'em buddy ^_~


Sure did, cool stuff

And cool quote about the blast and stuff



Thanx for the replies Digertai


1st its Digerati

hehe, no problem dude

Yes, doesn't it seem that nobody seems to be thoughful enough to say

a 10k u

[curapicalover]

thank ya alllllllllllllll


but i wanna say


md reelk 3allla gd el7afek

[Digerati]

No offense but

In case u didn't notice this is the English Forum

and those are English quotes

[BIG-M]

WoOoW

Man you must work with the N.S.A.

They will Be a GEN in No time


U'R Bro

BIG-M

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The XBOX360 Was So bad :09:

[killer ss]

"Nintendo is like the noble samurai; a time well served, albiet too proud to realize its age has passed."

And you're about to get FLAMED:D

[Winter_wolf]

And you're about to get FLAMED:D




المشاركات: 666
OH MY GOD you're the friggin' DEVIL himself stay away from me :09:

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Thanx for the heads up everyone.

[killer ss]

OH MY GOD you're the friggin' DEVIL himself stay away from me :09:

Some people are so grateful to be ALIVE" --Me LOL

It's great thread BTW
keep it up :)

[Winter_wolf]

Here's some more quotes from George W. Bush, you're gonna like it :

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush

What an IDIOT
D=

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

Hahahahhaha didn't see that one coming

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

and who the HELL elected this jerk a president.

[Digerati]

hehe

Bush - the jackass

[راشـratchetـيت]

"Nintendo is like the noble samurai; a time well served, albiet too proud to realize its age has passed."


صراحة هالجملة معبرة ما ادري ليش بس يمكن عشانها هي الجمله الأولى والوحيده الي قريتها !!:D
صراحه تصلح توقيع :D



"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush
with outyou jackass !


مشكووووور خيو ونتر من جد ضحكتني :D


بايو

[Winter_wolf]

صراحة هالجملة معبرة ما ادري ليش بس يمكن عشانها هي الجمله الأولى والوحيده الي قريتها !!:D
صراحه تصلح توقيع :D


Glad i could help bro ^^

[Eyes Stealer]

شفيك انت هذا منتدى عربي , اللهم لا تؤاخذنا بما فعل السفهاء منا

[Winter_wolf]

Well, i'm back, and i'm updatin' my list, here's some awesome court room quots, enjoy :


Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something
that you've forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.


Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school
for it.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What's his first name?
A. I can't remember.
Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't
remember his first name?
A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair
and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them
your first name!

Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.

Q. Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A. By death.
Q. And by whose death was it terminated?

Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
Q. And what is your marital status?
A. Fair.

Q. Are you married?
A. No, I'm divorced.
Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn't know about.

Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.

Q. How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
A. Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children
by Dr. Cherney, and said he was really good.

Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you committed suicide?
A. Four times.

Q. Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?

Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the
influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his
words.

Q. What happened then?
A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can
identify me."
Q. Did he kill you?
A. No.

Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.

THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all
present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have
any.

Q. Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A. No.
Q. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. Picking them up in the air.
Q. Where was the dog at this time?
A. Attached to the ears.


Q. When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to
and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on
her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning
you and she, with him to the station?

MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and
shot.

Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.?
What school do you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.

Q: What is your relationship with the victim?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?

Q: Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?

Q: ...and what did he do then?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?

Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.

Q: So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?
A: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q: It was covered?
A: Yes, bandaged.
Q: Then, later on.. what did you see?
A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head.

Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.

Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.

Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas?
A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.

Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm?
A. That is the only kind I know.

Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?


Hope it's as funny as i think it is
D=

Winter--