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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Believe it or not ......



joethehunter
23-12-2005, 08:18 PM
:) :) :)
Once upon a time three men went hunting. Two of them were naked. The other had no clothes on. They had three guns. Two were not loaded. The other had nothing in it. They set out before daylight and went far , far ,far away. Then they went still farther.
Near a forest they shot three rabbits. They missed two of them. The other got away. The man who had no clothes on put it in his bocket.
" My goodness " said the men. " How are we going to cook the rabbit that got away ? "
The three hunters went on there way. They went far , far and still farther.
At last they came to a house that had neither walls nor roof, nor door nor windows. The three hunters struck three great blows on the door : Pam ! Pam ! Pam !
The man who was not there answered : " What do you want ? What do you want ? "
" Would you do us a good turn ? "they asked. "Will you lend us your pot ? We want to cook the rabbit that got away from us ."
"Good heavens , sirs ! " the man replied. "We have only three pots. Two of them are broken. The other has a hole in it."


Bye


:ciao: :ciao: :ciao:

D.R glipizide
24-12-2005, 09:00 AM
make an appointment with a sychatrist
who is not in his clinic by calling the
nurse who doesnt work with him
and be sure it is on friday to make sure that no body is in the clinic
which has no doors no nothing or even adress




just kidding;)

:05: it was nice

joethehunter
25-12-2005, 09:59 AM
:) :) :)

Great , wise sensible people , who actually never exist , have always confirmed , that is also untrue , that Dr
D . R glipizide
is , without doubt , the
greatest psychiatrist not only
in the UAE , but on planet Earth and other planets as well. He is believed , by many insane , morone , brainless idiots , to be the smartest , the most quick-witted physician ever recommended. That is of course another lie !!!
as he is in the mental asylum , situated in the middle of the city of imagination , being treated
from a long list of mental and psychological illnesses and disorders
:أفكر: :أفكر: :أفكر:
including
Scotophobia
Megalomania
Paranoia
Delusions
and
many
other
dangerous
illnesses


May Allah help him



:) Just joking:)

Many thanks for your interesting comment


Bye


:ciao: :ciao: :ciao: