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16-09-2006, 07:37 PM
:) Hi
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've
got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant &
delivered a child. What is your opinion about that,
:31: Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment:33: , then said, "Well, let
me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He
never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's
in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So
he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly
he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He
raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and
squeezes the handle.
:bigeyes: BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
:أفكر: "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
:D Someone else must have shot that lion."
N R
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've
got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant &
delivered a child. What is your opinion about that,
:31: Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment:33: , then said, "Well, let
me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He
never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's
in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So
he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly
he spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He
raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and
squeezes the handle.
:bigeyes: BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
:أفكر: "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
:D Someone else must have shot that lion."
N R