Funny Q & A

[MustafaMM]

:biggthump Salam everyone.. Just wanted to cheer you up alittle..

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."


Hope you liked them ...:o



Mustafa;)

[katsumi san]

و عليكم السلام..
excellent jokes brother mustafaMM
all of them are great
many thanks for sharing
^^

[MustafaMM]

Hi Katsumi-Chan
You're more than welcome
But can you please call me Mustafa
Without the MM
& I'll be grateful
Thanks sister for being the first one

[anasserge]

well , i like this related jokes ,it's so funny & keeps you laugh without stoping
thanks my friend :)

[MustafaMM]

You're always welcome buddy
& Thanks for dropping by

[katsumi san]

But can you please call me Mustafa
Without the MM
& I'll be grateful
O.K brother mustafa ^^





Thanks sister for being the first one
you are welcome
^_^

[sleme]

Very funny

I like them all

keep on brother in your nice topics , thank you

[:: HiDEY ::]

I haven't seen this thread before
Pardon me, I will edit the title of the topic
...

And the joke, Funny, man!! Very entertaining
:D
Thanks a lot

[MustafaMM]

Thanks brother Sleme
& Many thanks to you Hidey

[Amal Sayed]

Asslam Alikum
lol
it is really funny
Thanks it is indeed nice

[MustafaMM]

you're welcome , Thanks for your reply

[lynda]

looooool
that was really funny

keep it up

[MustafaMM]

Yo
Thanks Sister