Let's have fun ...

[Mr.Rayan]

Hi guys

As usual ,, I hope you are in a great shape

well , the idea is very simple ... share your jokes with us



if you have a joke just write it in this thread


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We all need to laugh , Isn't it correct ? :D

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[Mr.Rayan]

The first joke :D

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One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said,

"Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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[shjoonal3in]

Been married to your sister for over 48 years

LooL He was doddering, wasn't he :D

I found this one...

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week.
One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me. I know we've been friends a long time, but I just can't think of your name. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?

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Thanks Mr Rayan...

[Mr.Rayan]

Hi shjoonal3in ,,

you know ,he's a senile << xD


"How soon do you need to know?


LoL ,, I liked it

[Mr.Rayan]

Just a shot joke

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"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

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[pain leader]

ONCE,a woman fell from the tenth floor, then an american guy caught her
"thanks god"
she said,"kiss me"he said,"no"the woman said,he let her fall, then an german guy caught her"thanks god"she said
"kiss me"he said,"no"the woman said,he let her fall,
and when she was falling she was saying"if I give one of them a kiss so I'm now alive"then an arabian man caught her she said"ok ok I will give you a kiss but don't let me fall" he said"astaghferollah" and let her fall

And she died
hahahahahahah

[Mr.Rayan]

:D ,,! such a Humorous hoax

[pain leader]

I didn't understand

[Mr.Rayan]

I meant it was funny