English is a stupid language

English is a stupid language
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Let's face it :bigeyes:

English is a stupid language :33:

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. :bigeyes:

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English muffins were not invented in England. :33:

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We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that :scratchch

Quicksand takes you down slowly :hmmmm:

Boxing rings are square :irked:

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. :eek:

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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. :knockedou

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth :33:

If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught. :أفكر:

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? :eek:

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Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways :09:

How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another :08:

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You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where

a house can burn up as
It burns down

And in which you fill IN a form
By filling it OUT

And a bell is only heard once it GOES! :biggrin:

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People, not computers, invented English
And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all) :icon16:
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That is why

When the stars are out, they are visible :ponder:

But when the lights are out they are invisible :eek5:

And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts :smirk:

But when I wind up this poem
It ends! :slaphappy

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Allow me to add this:

In the women rooms, you read the sign: (Women, Keep Out!)
Now let's see here…..

I see that it means women are not allowed to go there so I guess only Men may enter…
-Same goes for Men sign- <SILLY, ISN'T IT!> :D

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Hope you like this topic.. Feel free to add some of yours if you have any ^^
Thanx for visiting come again Lo0oL :08:

hahahahahahahaha.....

that was cooool.... :08:

Abo_Jamal

Thanx doode :D

Glad you like it :08:

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? http://montada.com/images/smilies/new_icons/eek.gif

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LOL

humans!!!!!!!

thx dude

:D

Correct :biggthump

Ha ha ha… you're welcome doode

Thanx for replying :08:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :tongue2: THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC :D

ROFLAMO awesome

:D i want more dude

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة JAK7

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :tongue2: THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC :D

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You're welcome doode :D

Thanx for replying :08:

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة STEEV

ROFLAMO awesome

:D i want more dude

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Thanx pal! :slaphappy

What a great reply you got there! :35:

I like it :lollypop:

& yes! I'll give you more later doode :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHA

it is really a good topic


thank you

by the way this is the first topic i read here


so thanks for the second time

I enjoyed it :D

thanx :biggrin:

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة booj

HAHAHAHAHA

it is really a good topic


thank you

by the way this is the first topic i read here


so thanks for the second time

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You're more than welcome :slaphappy

Thanx for replying :smile:

I'm glad you like my thread.. I feel great! :icon6:

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Broken Angel

I enjoyed it :D

thanx :biggrin:

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U R Welcome :D Doode

Thanx for Visiting :08:

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is sooo true

except for one thing



No ham in the hamburger


come to new zealand and every single thing u eat u'll find ham in it

http://montada.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
thx for the topic boy

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