An old Arab man who has been living for 40 years in
> > > Idaho wanted to cultivate potatoes in his garden, but
> > > to remove the earth was getting to be too hard for his
> > > age. His only son, Ali, was studying in France, so he
> > >
> > > decided to send him an e-mail explaining the
> > > situation:
> > >
> > > "Dear Ali:
> > >
> > > I feel very disappointed because this year I'll be
> > > unable to plant my potatoes in my garden. I am too old
> > > to plow the ground. I wish you were here, then my
> > > problems would be solved, because you would remove the
> > > soil for me. I love you,
> > >
> > > Dad"
> > >
> > > "Dad: For God's sake, DO NOT remove the ground of that
> > > garden. It's there that I have hidden "you-know-what".
> > > I love you,
> > >
> > > Ali"
> > >
> > > At 4 a.m. the next morning the local Police, FBI and
> > > CIA agents, along with Pentagon delegates, came in and
> > > put the garden upside down looking for dangerous
> > > material to build bombs, anthrax or whatever. They
> > > found nothing and they left. The same day the old man
> > > received another e-mail from his son:
> > >
> > > "Dear Dad:
> > >
> > > I am sure you can plant your potatoes now. It was the
> > > best I could do in the current circumstances. I love
> > > you,
> > >
> > > Ali"i hope u like it:p
