0Oo Stupid Questions With Smart Answers oO0

?BOY : May I hold your hand

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy


!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
.....BOY : You love me


??GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number


.GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

.GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
??BOY : Don't you ever want to improve

??SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.

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MAN : You remind me of the sea
?WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
.MAN : NO, because you make me sick

.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.





MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, ....Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly


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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
".Pupil : "The moon
?"Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
".day time when we don't need it

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
?"people are no longer interested
".Pupil : "A teacher


?"

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
?"Customer : "What other colors do you have


My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

!"Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
".Sam : "It's a family tradition
?"Teacher : "What do you mean
".Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
?"Teacher : "What about your mother
".Sam : "She's a woman



Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
?"be showing



".Student : "Brotherly love
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
?"eating
".Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook



?"Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The ".others all died



?"Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
."and at the same time
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
?"him
."Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand

that is one load of stupid questions

I liked the "brotherly love" one

شكله منقول مو؟:06: :أفكر:

اصلي قراته قبل هيك زمان بالمنتدى:(

على كل حال
مشكورة:o

lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ol
I loved your thread so much
It's really funny
It really made my day
:05: :05: :05:
And hey, I think it's ok if it was mangool lol, what if it was? so? isn't it cool and funny? :biggthump
*** I'm not allowing that, I'm only expressing my point of view lol ***
Thanx
:jester:
:ciao: Ciao for now

thanx sister
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:jap038:

I remember reading that in another forum before...thanks anyways...

actually i copy it from my email and paste it here:09: :09: :09: :09:


?:33: is that a problem ha






by the way .....THAAAAAANKX ALL:09: :09: :D :D

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number

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:D ha ha ha

:blackeye: like a slap on the face

:09: she deserved it

:05: thanx Pinko

:ciao: c ya

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Another_One

:D ha ha ha

:blackeye: like a slap on the face

:09: she deserved it

:05: thanx Pinko

:ciao: c ya

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welcome any time DUDE:09: :09: :09:

This is so funny stories ........ thanks alot:D

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Pinkoo

?BOY : May I hold your hand

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy

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:blackeye: this is a slap on the face

:09: dont u think that ,, Another

lol

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when

?"people are no longer interested

".Pupil : "A teacher

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that is extremely funny

:33: how about saying that to our teachers

lol

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My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

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i guess we will be history someday

******

thank u so much Pinkoo for that funny topic

:biggthump its really great

keep it up

and keep visiting us here

:ciao: see u later

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roze flower

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welcome alot:09: :09: :09: :09:

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المكاويه

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:09: :09: :09: :09: :09: :09: :09: :09:
thanks for your reply

hahahahahaha :09:
loooooooooooooooool:D

nice topic Pinkoo:biggthump


thank u very much;)

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة حبيبة نكاش روس

hahahahahaha :09:

loooooooooooooooool:D

nice topic Pinkoo:biggthump


thank u very much;)

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Thats why i post it here


welcome S!S

thanks sis