Perfect Man
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free
speaker Function and says, Hello?"
Everyone else in the room stops to listen:
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked.
"MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of $900,000.They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand.
WOMAN: Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "I love you,too."
The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staringat him in astonishment.
He smiles and asks, "Anyone knows who vthis phone belongs to ?
