Why Teachers Go CRAZY

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TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday ?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today .
:stupid:
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George !
:laugh:
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
:wink:
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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
:yumyum:
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
:irked:
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
:Thinkingof_:
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
:eek2:
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
:sleeping:
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
:rofl:
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
:shocked:

hope u like it...
see U soon In shalla
:D

Hiya !

How are you blue gaya?
its been 2 long since I saw you in the montada..
Welcome back!^^

I liked all the jokes they are really funny !

you know something? ....I just remeberd FF8

When the seeD were getting ready 2 go 2 Dollet..
at the Garden,,
With the Headmaster CID

Quistes the Inestructor
Seifer is the student

Seifer: "I hate it when you wish me luck. Save it for the slow students who need it."
Quistis: "All right...Good luck, Seifer."

:bigok: !!

Man ! IM SO FF FAN!!:bigok:

ha ha
thanks for the topic :biggthump

Thank you sister

:D Funny topic

N R

TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

looooooooooool

it,s so funny

thx blue gaya'


Rai

:: Hello ::
Thats some funny ..hmm , what do you call that ? .. jokes ??
LOL I really enjoyed reading you're topic ..
::Thanks::

Al Bhed Girl
hi how r you
yup its been a while thanks dear i miss u 2
yeah u remind me of that game it was sweet
but not like my favorite FFVII
its good 4 Quistis i dont blame her seifer was always a pain
he deserve that :silly:
it was fun talking to u
take care

Toboe
Hiiiiiiiii how r u ?
glad u like it
thanks 4 ur reply

نكاش روس
Hiiiiiiiiii how r u?
how's everything with the English Forum
thanks 4 th reply
keep it up Bro.

:: Rai ::
Hiiiiiii how r u?
glad u like it
thanks 4 ur reply

hide n seek
yup u can call theme jokes
i call it the risen for teachers Craziness:biggthump
Glad U enjoy it
thanks 4 ur reply

اقتباس:

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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hehehehhehehe really funny

:D i like all of them :09: hehehehh thank god..am still student

thnx sis 4 da funny topic :biggthump ByeBye

spider girl
Hiiiiiiiii how r u?
glad u like it
i'am so grateful to be student 2 thank god
See ya

Thanks a lot Blue_Gaya

I liked 'em all

Keep it up ....

ROFL
loooooooool i cant stop rollin....^^

poooooooooor teachers
I w!ll NEVA think of bein a teacher:02: :02: :02: :02: :02:


thanx ^^

اقتباس:

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Pinkoo

I w!ll NEVA think of bein a teacher

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me 2, I dunno how my father handle it

thnx blue
very funny
keep it up

Mr.Grandio
glad to hear that
thanks 4 passing by

Pinkoo
welcome
;) never think of being a teacher thats Betta
thanks 4 your reply

Lips Licker
:silly: be careful dont do it withe ur father
thanks 4 ur replay