NEW DEFINITIONS
Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the
other.
Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the
biggest piece.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine
water power...
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
later
on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
