:: A Letter of ... just come in and see ::

:: Salam ::

Dear Mother and Dad:

Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are sitting down, okay?

Well, then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the concussion I got when I jumped out the window of my dormitory when it caught on fire shortly after my arrival here is pretty will healed now. I only spent two weeks in the hospital and now I can see almost normally and only get those sick headaches once a day. Fortunately, the fire in the dormitory, and my jump, was witnessed by an attendant at the gas station near the dorm, and he was the one who called the Fire Department and the ambulance . He also visited me in the hospital and since I had nowhere to live because of the burnout dormitory, he was kind enough to invite me to share his apartment with him. It's really a basement room, but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in love and are planning to get married. We haven't got the exact date yet, but it will be before my pregnancy begins to show.

Yes, Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward to being grandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the same love and devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has a minor infection which prevents us from passing our premarital blood tests and I carelessly caught it from him. I know that you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and, although not well educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a different race and religion than ours, I know your often express tolerance will not permit you to be bothered by that.

Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or skull fracture, I was not in the hospital, I am notpregnant, I am not engaged, I am not infected, and there is no boyfriend. However, I am getting a "D" in American History, and an "F" in Chemistry and I wanted you to see those marks in their proper perspective.

Your loving daughter,
Sharon

:: Have a nice weekend everybody ::

:31: :31: :31:

??What the hell

If that was my daughter..i would probably hunt her down
with a Bazooka or something..and then when she is scared to
death i'll tell i'm just having some fun and that i wuold never hunt
down my baby girl..but i was thinking about joining the Navy and i
had to make sure that i got the proper training training before i do that

See...its all about the family
:ponder: :ponder: :ponder:

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة dream catcher

:31: :31: :31:

??What the hell

If that was my daughter..i would probably hunt her down
with a Bazooka or something..and then when she is scared to
death i'll tell i'm just having some fun and that i wuold never hunt
down my baby girl..but i was thinking about joining the Navy and i
had to make sure that i got the proper training training before i do that

See...its all about the family

:ponder: :ponder: :ponder:

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A visit from dreamo
how nice
you GOT TO admit
who ever wrote this is pretty smart
yet to me it doesn't matter because
failing is bad
and geting stuck on a dude who's like
a complete faliure
is just as bad .. well not exactly
but they both are bad
I wonder if this is true thoug

Well.. It's funny.. But I was expecting the end because I've already read something once before... But honestly Hidey? How can you ever between being stuck with a situation & Failing ???
There's just no way to compare ... However this's how I see things
You might see them in another perspective...

Thanks & Nice Thread

Very smart.

It shows how better it is to hear a less bad news :D

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة MustafaMM

Well.. It's funny.. But I was expecting the end because I've already read something once before... But honestly Hidey? How can you ever between being stuck with a situation & Failing ???
There's just no way to compare ... However this's how I see things
You might see them in another perspective...

Thanks & Nice Thread

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Very smart.

It shows how better it is to hear a less bad news :D

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Thanks for passing , guys
Like cantona, I think hearing such news
make failing look like a blessing from heaven
:أفكر:

Asslam Alikum
Dude.. if I were the mom I would never get to the part were she said it all about her marks.. I would simply die way before that..
and for god sake she is in the college and still sweating about what her parents might think about her marks..!!!

nice letter though..

Fee Aman Allah,
Amal Sayed

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Amal Sayed

Asslam Alikum
Dude.. if I were the mom I would never get to the part were she said it all about her marks.. I would simply die way before that..
and for god sake she is in the college and still sweating about what her parents might think about her marks..!!!

nice letter though..

Fee Aman Allah,
Amal Sayed

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Salaam to you too
Dude... You have a point
Some people to stress about their grades cauese of their parents
If I were her mom... I'd kill her before she makes her point
:D

Fee aman Allah, Sister

looool
she is so mean poor parents :blackeye:
she should be grounded for that letter
Thanks Hidey ^^"

lol !
This is what I call a Smart mind xD

If I was her father , I would probly got in a plane to go her in the second I see the skull part !

Any way , nice topic ! Thanks .

A good way to give someone a bad "school" news
Nice one
Thanks

ha ha ha ha , you know what , a smart crazy and bad girl in the same time..!
for a while i though in her parents condition and i couldn't think any more from the shock .
i think she deserves to live with this boy ...! any way
this is a nice one
i didn't laugh from a long time
thanks a lot hidey :)