No mater what you say she just wont believe you!!

Telling the Truth

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

Moral of the story:
always tell your wife the truth. She wont believe you anyway.

But at least your conscience is clear.

Pretty Okay topic

^^Thank you

Pardon me, but I don't know if I am supposed to laugh at this
or just make use of the moral
No offence
I am just sharing a thought

non taken your opinion is more than wellcome

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Pardon me, but I don't know if I am supposed to laugh at this
or just make use of the moral
No offence
I am just sharing a thought

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really o_O coz I really found it funny XD
I didn't know that telling the truth can be useful with the wifes
They have this believes "if you are a man and your mouth is moving " the man is liar

I think it is just the truth was unbelievable
if I said now I am a ghost and it is the truth would you believe me ?

?no coz your not a ghostare you really a ghost

I might be God only knows..!

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I might be God only knows..!

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are you saying that you don't know your self ? lol

No what I am saying is that you will never know,
I might just oneday pop up in your house and take revenge so watch out don't upset me boy!
mouahahah-the evil laugh-

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No what I am saying is that you will never know,
I might just oneday pop up in your house and take revenge so watch out don't upset me boy!
mouahahah-the evil laugh-

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Ok OK I'm sorry o_O
that girl might kill me

hhhhhhhhhhh

you guys are funny
now when did my topic became your chating room!! hah

would you please tell me where is this woman to present her to my neighboor
because i think he is a neighboor from hell !!.r