Funny Definitions

Salam

How're you doing everyone???
I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
& Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Hope you loved them...& Loved the colours it took me a few minutes
to decide on them LOL

Best Regards
Mustafa

Asslam Alikum,
you got it right at least about the lecture...!!
I like what it said about Etc. it is a good move when you don't kow what to say next..

:: hi every one ::

great topic i realy loved it

wow thanks it's really funny lol

اقتباس:

---

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do

---

I swear to this one was the funniest it got me all laughing XD

Divorce, The future tense of marriage
Oh, God.. That's not comforting
:D
Thanks a lot brother

اقتباس:

---

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
----
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

---

و عليكم السلام
These definitions are really funny & amazing
many thanks my brother mustafaMM
^^ for sharing
I hope to see more of your interesting topics

Heeey everyone
Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for your sweet replies

& By the way
I liked the etc one the most

i think these definitions reflex our perception about the life unfortunly
but it's funny any way my friend

thanks a lot

very funny definitions
but actually they are the other aspect of the truth

I really like this "Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills" because I`m a medical faculity student.


this is my first time for me to be here and i'm glad for this.

Thanks brothers for your sweet replies
& Welcome to your own home brother Sleme