السـلآم عليــكم ورحمة الله و بركـآتهـ ,, ,
hey there :D how's it been ? x
i'm here to "blah blah" a bit :D x
if u dont wanna read it get lost :D x
see tha blonde hottie .. yep thats me xD
will as u all know in my line of work i come across lots of weirdos and dummies :D x
so i'm gonna share with you some of tha stuff i've heard
plz note that The following quotations are taken from
official court records across the US nation
:D
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" x
Witness: "By death." x
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" x
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" x
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. x
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" x
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." x
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" x
Witness: "Er...his face." x
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?" x
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which." x
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?" x
Witness: "Forty-five years." x
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" x
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'" x
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?" x
Witness: "My name is Susan." x
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" x
Witness: "No." x
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" x
Witness: "No." x
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" x
Witness: "No." x
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" x
Witness: "No." x
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" x
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." x
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" x
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." x
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?" x
Witness: "Yes." x
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?" x
well that it folks
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