Boys&Girls

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me?
I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
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Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly!