IF You>>>You Will لعبة جديدة

:09: I'll Suicide
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:05: If you saw Tom Cruise in reality

والله مادري وش قاعد تتكلمون عنه لكن باتكلم عنقليزي يعني اتكلم

I will kill him

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What would you do if I kill him ???

:12: i'll kill you of course
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If you saw Oprah in reality

I'll show her the real Saudi woman
and maybe i'll hit her....it depends


If you have to say the truth (which would send your friend to death) or die
which would you choose??

:05: i'll say the truth coz i don't have any friends



:biggthump If you got a free ticket to Paris

I would go without hesitation :D


Same Q

?????? Where are there we you me I some body then if question ???

Where Is the Question TOBOE ????

you broke the LAWS

WHAT A SHAME

:D :D :D :D :D :D

:biggthump :biggthump :biggthump

There is no rules , its just a game man

:p

wait i have a Q



what would you do if your father saw you smocking :11:

I will wait his punch
^_^

What would you do if you hit goldberg ^_^


_____________________
caution : goldberg is the greatest wrerstler

I would be a dead man :jester: ,,


what if your friends wet you with water and you were about 5 mails

a way from home

I will stay under the sun

what would you do if some one burned your hair

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة The Coder

I will stay under the sun

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Clever boy ;) oO

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what would you do if some one burned your hair

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I will burn him from the top of his head to the under toe :05: Oo



What if u reached to an X.land and no food no clothes there :196:


I cotta go now nice to hang up with you dude ;) oO

C.U :ciao:

I will eat my feet .... and then eat my hands .... my heart ... my brain ...
DONT WORRY ... I WILL STAY A LIFE MAAAAAAAAAAAN

What would you do if I liked you as a frind ^_^

:bigeyes: i will kill my self

خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

:09: am just kidding maaaaaaan

:wow: f u wake up n the forest

I will eat any thing I see it

what would you do if you joke with VIGITA

???????????????????

:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

I Think you will be a dead spider_girl

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what would you do if you joke with VIGITA ???????????????????

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:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

I Think you will be a dead spider_girl

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:naughty2:

i will run very fast

:vroam:

:nana:then i will come back to joke with him again

???f u kill me

u'll die:o


if u step on a banana's peal:bigeyes:

IEAWIRIWEITOERGFSKGVVBDSFAFJKOSDJFKASDF

WHAT IS THIS THINGS THAT CALLED WOMEN
:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

I WILL FLY MAAAAN
and What Would You Do If I Cut Your Head

we would be even
:09: because i have cut ur head be4

:02: if ur brother was sick

I WILL DO NO THING
:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:
(I want to cut his head)

OK

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF NO THING IN THIS EARTH CALLED
WOMEN ??
:12:

:wow: I would die


:02: ????die of cry


:sad2: ????die of lonelines


:biggthump of course i would die of happiness


:11: if u got a big problem

I will lace any woman in this problem
:biggthump :biggthump :biggthump :biggthump
What would U do if some one ....
some one .....
some ....
one.....



:bigeyes:
love U

I would love him/her , too

:D if u got a job

I will ....be rich

If U became britny
^_^

:06: ?Wut do u mean by ( britny) dude



if u were never born:bigeyes:

يا دكشناري
المغنية بريتني ^_^ قصدي

:biggthump Britney not britny



if i were her, i would be going to HELL:o

britney britney britney britney britney britney britney britney
I will not forget it .....

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I will not be here
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sorry ... my english languge is very very very ........ baaaad maaaan

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if u were never born:bigeyes:

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i wouldn't be here:D
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:afraid: If you didn't have internet connection

I would go to Internet cafe

:wow: if ur teacher kicked u out without a reason

I will go to the puples office and tell them his problem

with my tears :bawling: Oo






What if woke up then you found that your feet changed to a fin :D Oo

like the fish

I'll just keep drying it:D


f u found 100,000 Dollars:bigeyes:

I would invest them mwahaha...just kidding :09:
honestly, i would look for their owner or go to the police..


If you get fired from your work without a reason :bigeyes:

i'd be looking for another job:blackeye:



if u fall in the street

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hiroshi

i wouldn't be here:D


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:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:
What Is This ...... Things Called Women
That Q was..... 4 me
.......Woman .......
:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

look who didn't ask a question and broke the "rules" :أفكر:

I'll answer نكاش then
I would get up and keep walking :09:


If someone you don't know frowned at you, what would you do :blackeye:

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:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:
What Is This ...... Things Called Women
That Q was..... 4 me
.......Woman .......
:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

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Calm down bro
:D you didn't write a Q after that
:05: so, i have the right to answer

:Back to the game
:blackeye: I'll ignore him


:afraid: if you got scared[/center]

I'll turn to someone i trust


if you fail an exam :afraid:

i will try again
BTW i never tried that feelings



if you got to travel for years away from your family

I'll have it as an experience of self dependence


if you wake up and find yourself 10 years older

i'll be happy



if you woke up and got yourself twice you height before

I would freak out :wow:


if all your wishes come true :biggthump

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hiroshi

Calm down bro

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OK ..... No problem .....

:D :D :D :D

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hiroshi

:Back to the game

:blackeye: I'll ignore him

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..........What The

:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

[yourself twice your height before ]

I Will Be happy

And What Would you do if you became an idiot man ??

:33:

i:09: won't be because i'm not a man

loool

?:06: What about you

suppose that ..... woman
Just suppose that

o.k o.k o.k
:09: Then i'll be like you

lool Joking
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i will suicide




?what about you

I WILL BE IDIOT
:p :09: :p :09: :p :09: << :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

???Q :What would you do if you became Albert Einstein

i will cry :bigeyes: i dont know y but sure i will

:09:

f u invite someone to the dinner .. and u cannot found ur money

:02:

I will invite him and then

I will take a loan from him

The_Q :

What would you do if I kill your son and you can not kill me because I have all types of weapons and you has not any thing but your hand

Note :

Albert Einstein is the most genius scientist in the history

Woman ....

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The_Q

What would you do if I kill your son and you can not kill me because I have all types of weapons and you has not any thing but your hand

Note :

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:33: i will kill my self .. :bigeyes: .. or i will kick u :09: i dont know

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Albert Einstein is the most genius scientist in the history

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:33: yeah yeah i know but i will cry too

f u wanna sleep and u cant

:vereymad: :vereymad:

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:33: i will kill my self .. :bigeyes: .. or i will kick u :09: i dont know




:33: yeah yeah i know but i will cry too


f u wanna sleep and u cant


:vereymad: :vereymad:

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haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa

That Is It hah ??
:D :D :D :D

:vereymad:
I will hit my head by any thing like hammer... or some thing like it ,,, and I will sleep for a loooooong time (die :D )

:12: :12: :12:
What would you do if you wanna cry ...but you can not

i will cut some onion

:jap053: :jap053: :jap053:

what f u r hungry and theres no food n the house
no car no sopermarket n the area and nobody can help u
:jap031: :jap031: :jap031:

I said it before
I will say it again ....
I will eat my hands ... and then eat my feet ....... eat my eyes ...


I will die like a maaaaan ..... do u understand ...... woooooman

Q
What would u do if u write this statemint
www.montada.com
and u see an empty page .....??


:vereymad: :vereymad:
Woman

:wow: :wow: ???i will b surprise .. :bigeyes: :bigeyes: .. then i will say: whats happened

f ur mother kicked u out of the house
:09: :09:

I will be happy ......

:vereymad: :vereymad:

Woman ..... it happened to me .... 3 years ago my mather kicked me out

of the house ... I was very happy

:vereymad: :vereymad:

.... do u have another Q

:vereymad: :vereymad:

What would you do if u want to eat a lion

:D

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I will be happy ......

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:09: oh cooooooool 3la 6oooooooool

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Woman ..... it happened to me .... 3 years ago my mather kicked me out
of the house ... I was very happy

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:D haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

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.... do u have another Q

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??yes i have :D what is ur problem with (woman) ha

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What would you do if u want to eat a lion

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i will cook it then i will eat it

??f u want eat frog

I will not cook it ... I will eat it as a life frog ... mmmm it is a good food

Q : Only 4 This Things That Called Women

What would u do if u lived without men

:33: :33: :33: :33:

:09: i will b fine & very happy .. no problem

:33: f u cant read the wordsn the coputer :11: u want sleep and u dont want

:09: I would be crazy , coz i couldn't understand anything from u


if u meet a foreign person

I will ignor him .... sure..... I will do it


if all members of ur team leave the team ??

:o I would leave with them

:09: if ur father kicked u out home

I'll be so happy to hang out with my friends;)



u like eating watermelon seeds:D

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u like eating watermelon seeds

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:09: this statement should be in TRUE/FALSE Game, not here

:wow: if u found a wallet

I will take it ... I am sure ^_^ I will take it ....

what would u do if u seen me .... when I took it

I would tell the police:D


wut if u have a car:biggthump

I will squish you ^_^



if u have RPG ??

:09: I would shock both of ur legs

if u mother didn't cook

I wont do anything



If you get caught by the police

:afraid: I would say : i'm not guilty

if u lost in other country

i will cry
:09:

??f u found big spiders :D n ur shoes
:afraid: :afraid:

I would call u to talk to them:D



if some one bullies u:bigeyes:

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I would call u to talk to them

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haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah
:biggthump :biggthump :biggthump

i will call the police :09:
.. or i will call my spiders to help me
:D

???f u found (sarsoor) n ur room

:afraid: :afraid: :afraid: :afraid: :afraid: :afraid:

I will eat this thing ^_^

if u found a tiger n ur room , after lock the door and miss the key ?????
^_^

i will wake up from this dream

:09: :09:

???f u saw ur teacher n the mall

:afraid: :afraid:

I will ignor him or cours...

Q: if you was very afraid ... and you are in the space .... you can live there .... but you are alone

ummmmmmm i dont know maybe i will live there alone

:09: :D

??f ur keyboard doesnt work and u have 2 write some thing right now
:33:

:p I would copy and paste

if ur computer has shut down suddenly

what would u do

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:p I would copy and paste


if ur computer has shut down suddenly

what would u do

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I will wait u to tell me what can i do
see this
http://www.montada.com/showthread.php?t=401139

just see it .... What a shame

if ur son kill ur mom ???

i will kill my son

:vereymad: :vereymad:

n u استهبلنغ f ur coputer is

??????

:09:

اي ويل كراش ات

:biggthump :biggthump

f ur dreams and ur aspiring is ..... crached

i wouldn't cry :09:



if u have to wake up, but u dont wanna :02:

I would forget all about it

:sad2: if ur best friend left u

i will cry

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f u wanna sleeeeeeeeeep and u cant

?????

:33:

I will be wake up 10 hours .. f no sleeeep .... i will be wake up 20 hours ....... f no sleeeeeeeeping ...... i will wait and ignor the sleeeeeping until the sleeeeeping kill me

if u can not wake up from the dreams ??

i will call some1 to help me

:09: :09: :09:

f u wake up and find ur self n another country
:bigeyes: :bigeyes:

:09: i would sleep again

if u became a president

i will jumb and cry and showt and everyehing then i will die

:09: :09:

f u were alone n some country
:33:

I would call u

:09: if i kidnapped u for 1 million dollar

:D :D

haaaaaaaaaahahahahhahaha

am 1 million

:09: :09:

am a spider .. so i can help my self

:biggthump البنت عاشت الدور

f u lost all ur money

????

:33:

i would be so happy to get more from my dad
:D :D :D


if ur pc is burned:02:

I would kidnapped u again and again



:09: if u liked to stay with me as a good criminal

i will be happy

if no thing called magazine found in the earth

i would never care abaut it

if you are fallen from 7 floors

people would be unaware

if ur team lost the match

?You want me to cry
:o of course not

:D i'll be happy


If you got 1 million dollars

I will marry , buy audi TT ,buy a house , And wait the death

f u got 1 $ only

i will give it to my little bro



:D If president Bush gave you all his money after he died

I will give u it
haaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

if bush gave u his governorship

:vereymad: I would kill him first

:09: if i ordered police to put u in a jail

kill u of course ... I want a reason to be in the jail ^_^

if u became bush himself

:D thats something U don`t want me to be
:09: I WIll start a world war

F U F U F U
Ummm
:D if you saw a UFO

First, u would be my assistant

:09: then i would give u a gun to kill any person i wouldn't like

so u would become a murderer

- if someone killed u by mistake - God Forbid

I would be dead<<<<<<<<<<<<<< funny Q:31:



if u r dead :أفكر:

:bigeyes: i will be dead too

??f u saw a sarsoor n ur meal
:afraid: :afraid: :afraid: :afraid:

:09: I would enjoy my meal

:afraid: if u noticed something moving into ur stomache

I'll drink some Jek<<<<<<<<< كلووووور :D


f u never get sick:reporter:

I won't go to the hospital again



:D if you had to get out of the Earth

I would do it , to be alone

:afraid: if u left earth

I would be in Mars:bigeyes:


if u had a bar of chocolate :wow:

:D I would give it to you



:09: If you`re sick of being sick

i would be thankful

:09: if u became a bad criminal

:D I would rob you and perhaps I may kill you
:blackeye: in the matter of fact I will certainly rob a bank


:196: If you found a small insect in your Burger

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I would rob you and perhaps I may kill you
:blackeye: in the matter of fact I will certainly rob a bank

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be brave to hold a knife

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I would rob you and perhaps I may kill you
:blackeye: in the matter of fact I will certainly rob a bank

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:09: be brave to hold a knife

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If you found a small insect in your Burger

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:05: I would ask for another Burger with another insect

if u ate an expensive meal, then u discovered that u don't have money

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be brave to hold a knife

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:p ohh yeah
:bigeyes: for your info I began learning on shoting when I was 8 years
and I can use Shutguns , Pistols , and Even what you might know
* خرازة :09: *
:jester: what about you tough guy :p I bet you can`t even hold an air gun
:09::09::09::09:

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if u ate an expensive meal, then u discovered that u don't have money

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:D LOL
I would call someone to come and pay for me


If you made more than 10 traffic Accidents
:06: would you still drive or what

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ohh yeah
:bigeyes: for your info I began learning on shoting when I was 8 years
and I can use Shutguns , Pistols , and Even what you might know
* خرازة :09: *
:jester: what about you tough guy :p I bet you can`t even hold an air gun

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:jester: ha ha ha

:afraid: u scared me

:09: ok brother, don't fight

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If you made more than 10 traffic Accidents
:06: would you still drive or what

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i would drive carefully

:blackeye: if ur mother slapped u strongly

my cheek would be so red:D



if people never have to sleep:bigeyes:

:31: Earth would be hell

if u had a chance to travel to the moon

I'll pack my bag right now




:D If you saw an alien

i will die

:( :(

??if forget ur name

:D :D

I will call my self The Coder

if u forget the location of ur home

i will ask my parents about it

^^

f u fell the juice n the restaurant n front of 100 ppl

:D :D :D

http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif thats really embarrassing
I will wash it and go back to my seat again pretending nothing had happened


:11: If you lost you wallet

i would look for it, may be i could found it

if u became a rich person

I'll buy every single kind of weapon

Just to kill someone who really bothers me




If you could breath in the water without anything

I would be happy

if someone asked u to talk to him there, would u sign in

NO i wont i'm bussy right now
Got to go


If you missed someone

I would look for him/her


if someone begged u

i will keep him begging me all the week

نذالة :09:

then i will see what do he want

:o :o

then i will think about all the next waak

:33: :33:

بعدين عاد ياتطلع روحه او اعطيه اللي يبي

:D :D

??f ur teacher kicked u out of the class
:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

ha ha ha

:09: u r soooooooo vicious

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??f ur teacher kicked u out of the class
:vereymad: :vereymad: :vereymad:

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I would wait for my teacher outside the school
:09: then i would let him know what hospital means

if it were raining hard and u don't have an umberlla