u will laugh ..i promise

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

LOL

that is so funny



i like the GIRL and the BOY part

he is so mean and funny at the same time



thx bro

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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Lo0oL! That’s so funny!!

I like those two best :D

Specially the pretty ugly one ha ha ha :biggthump

Thanx for posting this yummy thread doode :08:

I love it so Much :laughing:

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

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That was the best

but now your the best :biggthump

LOL, ROFLMAO, XD and so forth :biggthump

Alright, here's one about two indians walking down a road:

Indian: Ugh...
Partner: Ugh...
Indian: Ugh...
Partner: Ugh...
Indian: Ugh...
Partner: Ugh Ugh...
Indian: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! :mad:

*note: I saw this in an old cartoon btw. :biggthump

loool what a great topic
thanks ya l6ef al6f
I liked this part the most

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

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loool and coool from you.......

Abo_Jamal

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LOL

that is so funny



i like the GIRL and the BOY part

he is so mean and funny at the same time



thx bro

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I dont think so
i always do that :p ..its matter of boys:tongue2:

thx

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Lo0oL! That’s so funny!!

I like those two best :D

Specially the pretty ugly one ha ha ha :biggthump

Thanx for posting this yummy thread doode :08:

I love it so Much

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lol yeah i liked that part too
pretty ugly eh :p

thx

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That was the best

but now your the best :biggthump

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yeah that was funny too
thx for the replay ;)

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Indian: Ugh...
Partner: Ugh...
Indian: Ugh...
Partner: Ugh...
Indian: Ugh...
Partner: Ugh Ugh...
Indian: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

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LOL, yeah that was a great subject
what an idiot indian! :p

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loool what a great topic
thanks ya l6ef al6f
I liked this part the most

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yeah teachers always like that
u welcome

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loool and coool from you.......

Abo_Jamal

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thx :أفكر:

THANKS FOR THE FUNNY TOPIC :p

!That was funny as hell

but what does X D Mean

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

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lool we did the same thing with the math teacher :09:

thanx for the topic .

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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

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:p :biggrin: :p :biggrin:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

They are all perfect and funny :p

thanks bro ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA:tongue2:
THANKS FOR THE POST:biggthump

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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LoooooooooooooooooL ...

Thx DuDe ^^ ..

hahahahahaha
& thay are all funny
you are funny to choose such funny topic

Wow THose r Waaaaaaaay Funny

Tahnks!

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
loooooooool
That was very GREAT, as usual, from you brother ^__^