هاي قصة قريتها لنوب في اول بداياته في اللعبة xD
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once upon a time a noob came to maple island
noob:where am i?
noob:hi!!
instructor:wassup, welcome to the world of ms i will now tell u how to walk, jump, pick up stuff, etc etc
after a long talk about that stuff...
noob

k ty, so how do i walk, jump, pick up stuff, ya know
instructor:i just told you that stuff...
noob:k, can u repeat that stuff?
instructor:*sigh* sure
after the long talk again
noob

k ty for telling me that stuff, but can u plz tell me how to walk, jump, pick up stuff, etc etc?
Instructor:WTF!!!!!!!!!!!I JUST TOLD YOU THAT CRAP!!!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
noob:shesh... wats his problem
after training to lvl10 the noob leaves maple island(or tries to)
noob:yo! captain dude, how do i get on the ship
shanks:taht be 150 mesos dude
noob:wat are mesos...?
shanks:you know, money with maple leafs on it
noob

h, thats money...
shanks:yea...
noob:i thought they were candadian frisbees... and i threw them to other ppl, and they never threw it back...
shanks:-.-'
after 10 days the noob comes back, this time with 150 mesos
shanks:god, it took u 10 days just to get 150 mesos?
noob:yes, i ran into some troubles...
flash back
noob:huh, a cave... hey theres something breathing in here, hey its a mushroom, whao its a big mushroom!!!! hey! wat are u doing! no! no! stay away!!!!
oldguy:wat are u doing in my house! you broke my window@!!! you pay for window!!!
flash back over
after he goes to victoria island he talks to a guy named john
noob:hey, u got a fish, can i buy it?
john:fish not for sale b1tch, i only give jumpquests motha*****
noob:k, but u didnt have to cuss
john:i say wat i want b1tch
noob:stop cussing
john:neva motha*****
then john takes out a desert eagle and shots noob in the face
he dies
noob:where am i?
you are in nooob heaven my friend...
noob:huh? wats that
old man:its where noobs can enjoy themselfs
noob:k
old man:it has springs where it drops out so much money
(the spring of money pops out about 10mesos per day, but to a noob thats alot)
noob:wow!
old man:its has the best medicines
(red pots)
noob:wow!!!
old man:the toughest monsters for those who seek a challenge
(green snails)
so the noob lived happily ever after
the end