English is a stupid language

[Sander]

English is a stupid language
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Let's face it

English is a stupid language

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

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English muffins were not invented in England.

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We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that :scratchch

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. :knockedou

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

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Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another

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[Sander]

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where

a house can burn up as
It burns down

And in which you fill IN a form
By filling it OUT

And a bell is only heard once it GOES!

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People, not computers, invented English
And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all) :icon16:
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That is why

When the stars are out, they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts

But when I wind up this poem
It ends! :slaphappy

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Allow me to add this:

In the women rooms, you read the sign: (Women, Keep Out!)
Now let's see here…..

I see that it means women are not allowed to go there so I guess only Men may enter…
-Same goes for Men sign- <SILLY, ISN'T IT!>

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Hope you like this topic.. Feel free to add some of yours if you have any ^^
Thanx for visiting come again Lo0oL

[أبوجمـــال]

hahahahahahahaha.....

that was cooool....

Abo_Jamal

[Sander]

Thanx doode

Glad you like it

[يالطيف الطف]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

LOL

humans!!!!!!!

thx dude

[Sander]

Correct

Ha ha ha… you're welcome doode

Thanx for replying

[JAK]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC

[*STEVE*]

ROFLAMO awesome

i want more dude

[Sander]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL THANKS SANDER FOR THE TOPIC

You're welcome doode

Thanx for replying

[Sander]

ROFLAMO awesome

i want more dude

Thanx pal! :slaphappy

What a great reply you got there!

I like it

& yes! I'll give you more later doode

[TiTaN]

HAHAHAHAHA

it is really a good topic


thank you

by the way this is the first topic i read here


so thanks for the second time

[Broken Angel]

I enjoyed it

thanx

[Sander]

HAHAHAHAHA

it is really a good topic


thank you

by the way this is the first topic i read here


so thanks for the second time

You're more than welcome :slaphappy

Thanx for replying

I'm glad you like my thread.. I feel great! :icon6:

[Sander]

I enjoyed it

thanx

U R Welcome Doode

Thanx for Visiting

[NZ.Citizen]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is sooo true

except for one thing



No ham in the hamburger


come to new zealand and every single thing u eat u'll find ham in it


thx for the topic boy