?BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
!GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
.....BOY : You love me
??GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
.GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
.GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
??BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
??SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
.
MAN : You remind me of the sea
?WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
.MAN : NO, because you make me sick
.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, ....Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
?"
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
".Pupil : "The moon
?"Teacher : "Why
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
".day time when we don't need it
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
?"people are no longer interested
".Pupil : "A teacher
?"
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
?"Customer : "What other colors do you have
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
!"Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot
".Sam : "It's a family tradition
?"Teacher : "What do you mean
".Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
?"Teacher : "What about your mother
".Sam : "She's a woman
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
?"be showing
".Student : "Brotherly love
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
?"eating
".Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
?"Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The ".others all died
?"Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
."and at the same time
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
?"him
."Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand
Ciao for now
like a slap on the face
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