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    الموضوع: Believe it or not ......

    1. #1
      التسجيل
      16-05-2005
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      Smile Believe it or not ......



      Once upon a time three men went hunting. Two of them were naked. The other had no clothes on. They had three guns. Two were not loaded. The other had nothing in it. They set out before daylight and went far , far ,far away. Then they went still farther.
      Near a forest they shot three rabbits. They missed two of them. The other got away. The man who had no clothes on put it in his bocket.
      " My goodness " said the men. " How are we going to cook the rabbit that got away ? "
      The three hunters went on there way. They went far , far and still farther.
      At last they came to a house that had neither walls nor roof, nor door nor windows. The three hunters struck three great blows on the door : Pam ! Pam ! Pam !
      The man who was not there answered : " What do you want ? What do you want ? "
      " Would you do us a good turn ? "they asked. "Will you lend us your pot ? We want to cook the rabbit that got away from us ."
      "Good heavens , sirs ! " the man replied. "We have only three pots. Two of them are broken. The other has a hole in it."


      Bye


      Never argue with an idiot
      They will pull you down to their level and beat you with experience

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      الصورة الرمزية D.R glipizide
      D.R glipizide غير متصل عضوة مميزة في قسم الطب و الصحة
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      مشاركة: Believe it or not ......

      make an appointment with a sychatrist
      who is not in his clinic by calling the
      nurse who doesnt work with him
      and be sure it is on friday to make sure that no body is in the clinic
      which has no doors no nothing or even adress




      just kidding

      it was nice

    3. #3
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      Smile مشاركة: Believe it or not ......





      Great , wise sensible people , who actually never exist , have always confirmed , that is also untrue , that Dr
      D . R glipizide
      is , without doubt , the
      greatest psychiatrist not only
      in the UAE , but on planet Earth and other planets as well. He is believed , by many insane , morone , brainless idiots , to be the smartest , the most quick-witted physician ever recommended. That is of course another lie !!!
      as he is in the mental asylum , situated in the middle of the city of imagination , being treated
      from a long list of mental and psychological illnesses and disorders

      including
      Scotophobia
      Megalomania
      Paranoia
      Delusions
      and
      many
      other
      dangerous
      illnesses


      May Allah help him



      Just joking

      Many thanks for your interesting comment


      Bye


      Never argue with an idiot
      They will pull you down to their level and beat you with experience

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