?!What happens if an INSECT falls in a cup of coffee

[مستر حريقة]

!IF AN INSECT FELL IN A CUP OF COFFEE

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good


The American: will get the insect out and drink the
coffee


.The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee


:The Israeli will


(1)
Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese


(2)
Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure


(3)
Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons


(4)
Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights


(5)
Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee


(6)
Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip


(7)
Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot everyone around


(8)
Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee


(9)
Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century


(10)
Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation


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!!?What do you think of this

[dream catcher]

oh,no
u don't say man
!!an insect
!!in an Israeli cup
that is so sad
i can feel the pain man
??how could that happen

of course mr.boush will be a little concerned
and as always u can blame the terrorists

??i remember i red something like:"blame it on the jews" i wonder..where did that come from
coz u can blame the muslims 4 every thing

BTW:i like the chineses attitude

freaky

[مستر حريقة]

oh,no

u don't say man
!!an insect
!!in an Israeli cup
that is so sad
i can feel the pain man
??how could that happen

I know how sad you feel about the israeli

of course mr.boush will be a little concerned
and as always u can blame the terrorists

??i remember i red something like:"blame it on the jews" i wonder..where did that come from
coz u can blame the muslims 4 every thing

Even on this!?

BTW:i like the chineses attitude

freaky

I did too

Thank dream catcher for the comment


see you around



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[cantona222]

Lo0o0oL
That's funny........... It aims at the right direction too

Man, Can I copy it and send it by e-mail to my friends?

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Lo0o0oL

That's funny........... It aims at the right direction too


Man, Can I copy it and send it by e-mail to my friends?

Sure man


!Thanks for passing by


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[:: HiDEY ::]

!IF AN INSECT FELL IN A CUP OF COFFEE
:The Israeli will

(1)
Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese

(2)
Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure

(3)
Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons

(4)
Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights

(5)
Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee

(6)
Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip

(7)
Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot everyone around

(8)
Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee

(9)
Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century

(10)
Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation

If a jew wont make a muslim suffer
Or a God damned Israeli dirt bag, scum sucking faggot won't hurt a Palestienien


?Then what else is there to do ? Make world peace


I'm afraid that is too good to ask for


You know you are messed up when you see the whole world standing up against you
Even though you are the one with the good cause
Even though you were born innocent and have nothing to do with anything
And still , Sacraficing .. with all you have


This is ... the unfair reality

This is life





Nice thread

Would love to see more of this

[tootaaeighteen]

!!?What do you think of this

i realize it`s just a joke but i can`t help feeling so pissed off

God dammit...i hate those people

i once argued with an israeli loser in another forum

(at the time when israel attacked Lebanon)

the lunatic speaks as though he is God`s chosen super hero or something

he didn`t show a single hint of politeness tuwards me or any other
muslim on the forum

and of course he kept going on and on about how the poor innocent israelis were trying desperately to defend themselves against the big bad and scary Muslims

i regreted every second i wasted over that big loser

what do i think you say
?

i think they should head to the nearest wall and smack their thick skulls against it

oh
and someone should take the poor insect to a near hospital

[:: HiDEY ::]

i think they should head to the nearest wall and smack their thick skulls against it

RIGHT ON , SISTER

[مستر حريقة]

Toota,,,,, Hide n Seek

Thank you for replying




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[Amanda~]

looooooooool funny topic also its lame to laugh on that


i prefer the British way
Thanks 4 the topic bro

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Welcome and thanks too for participating


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[yugo the wolf]

Nice , Very Nice

Mind if i Mailed it to my Friends ?

[مستر حريقة]

Thank you yugo


Sure, I dont mind



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