きてないぽいから夢投下
"Doesn't look like it's here yet, so here goes a dream."*
*This originally appeared in 2ch. If I'm not mistaken he's saying that since it looks like the real spoiler's not here yet, he'll submit his own story. I'm not sure I'm interpreting it properly, though.
忍びの名家『風魔』の末裔、その名はペイン
Pain, descendant of the famous shinobi family, "Fuuma."
風魔一族の歴史は500年以上続いているらしく
It apears the Fuuma clan's been around for over 500 years.
代々の党首の肉体は後世に残すらしい
The leader of the Fuuma clan's body is left to future generations.
で顔面全体ピアスのペインが現党首のオリジナルで
Pain, the body with beads all over his face, is the current leader and
今新しく乗り移ったのは四代目『風魔クーザ』の体
The body he's just transfered to is that of the Fourth generation Fuuma leader, "Fuuma Kuuza."
jiraiya: さすがに分が悪いのぅ。』とかやや引け腰
Jiraiya says something like "Well, I'm clearly at a disadvantage," and cowers.
旅の道中で知り合った戦友『流れ忍・影丸とコンタクトを取る
Jiraiya gets in touch with a friend he made on one of his journeys, "The wandering Shinobi, Kagemaru,"
場面変わってサスケ達
Scene changes to Sasuke.
サスケー、でこれからどこ行くんだよ?』みたいに聞く
They ask him something like "where are we going now?"
木の葉近辺にあるうちはのアジトだ。…今は廃墟と化しているがな
"The uchiha hideout in the vicinity of Konoha. Though now it's in ruins."
あぁ…サスケの故郷にいけるなんて…いよいよ私とサスケの夫婦生活も間近ね♪)と妄想モード全 開
Aa...to be able to visit Sasuke's home town...finally, our life as husband and wife draws near! (she's in complete fantasy mode).
それにしても妙にことがスムーズに進むな。動物達もとても穏やかだ
Still, things have gone a little too smoothly. The animals seem very tranquil themselves.
向かう先に『殺意』があれば動物達 はそれを報せてくれる。本当にそこにサスケの兄はいるのか?
If there's killing intent at our destination, the animals will let us know. Will Sasuke's brother really be there.
嘘をついてまで誘うような奴じゃない。きっと何かしら起こるだろう…。各自 しっかり用心と覚悟はしておけ
He's not the kind of guy to make a false invitation. You can be sure something's gonna happen. Each of you, I want caution and resolve.
まぁ僕はサスケの兄さんよりも鮫肌が手に入れば満足だよ
Oh, I'm far more interested Samehada than Sasuke's brother. As long as I get it, I'm happy.
場面変わっておそらく『影丸』。
Scene changes to someone who is most likely Kagemaru.
影丸
『ん?おぉ、地雷やさんからだ!久しぶりだなぁ。』
Oh, from Jiraiya-san! It's been a long time since he last sent me a letter.
手紙を加えた蛙が影丸の元へ。シルエットと口調からかなり若い感じ。顔は映らず。
A frog carrying a letter in its mouth approaches Kagemaru. From his silhouette and speech pattern he gives off the impression that he's young. We don't see his face.
で次回。ナルト出番なし(笑)
Next time: Naruto doesn't come out! (laugh).
Translator's note: I'm fairly certain this guy is making no claim be presenting an actual spoiler. It's just what he thought up.
Here's an interesting post on 2ch.
ペインが精神体っていうのが本バレだと思ってたけど全然違うみたい
次週は九尾の封印がどうのこうのって話がほとんど
"I thought one about Pain being a psychic entity was the real spoiler, but looks like it's completely different. Most of the story revolves around the Kyuubi's seal."