mayday mayday
we have an intruder here

>>addicted to Metal Gear

the chance of having a scorpion im my room is 0% but lets assume so

first i alert all whom i might be with if i was the first one who saw it

(usually alone) after that i throw a big towel over it
then simply catch it but not with my hands

4sure it will sting me
TRY to put a big opened head bottle( or a bin>>trash can) over it then slide it slowly til it gets in
last step enjoy being a friend of it or
spray some perfume in the bottle then just watch how it dies
i did that once
long answer uh
what would you do in the same situation