A perfect Couple,,loooooooooooool

[المكاويه]

The Perfect Couple



Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.







Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor


Answer:
:D
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place:08: . Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is :aetsch: no such a thing as a perfect man



**** :boggled: Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident
:31:

**** Men Keep scrolling

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
:08: illustrates another point: Women never listen
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I would say: why should we listen:28: if there is no such a thing as
:09: a perfect man
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
wish u like it

[Another_One]

Makkawiah

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:33: i smell conspiracy


:28: ??????woman survived

:09: maybe u changed the story to be in your side

:icon6: anyway, there is always a perfect man

?????but who deserves him

:09: Hope u continue to provide us these kind of silly jokes

[HIROSHI_11]

no such a thing as a perfect man



Yes thats right, but i do know one that's totally perfect:أفكر:

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident
:31:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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I would say: why should we listen:28: if there is no such a thing as
:09: a perfect man

that's true











Thank u Makkawiah for this graet story

[المكاويه]

Makkawiah



:33: i smell conspiracy


:28: ??????woman survived

:09: maybe u changed the story to be in your side
LooooooooooooooooL

:icon6: anyway, there is always a perfect man
:06: where is he
:28: i see none
:p f u know one please tell me
خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

?????but who deserves him
there r soooooo many women who deserve a perfect man and even more
:09: but in fact there is no such a man
:09: Hope u continue to provide us these kind of silly jokes







well

:31: i admitt it to be a silly joke

:D coz its against girls

:08: but still it is sooo funny

:biggthump Thank u for passing by

[المكاويه]

Thank u Makkawiah for this graet story



:D u r most welcome dear Hiroshi
;) its really nice to find u replaying to my topic
:biggthump Thank u for passing by