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    الموضوع: A perfect Couple,,loooooooooooool

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      A perfect Couple,,loooooooooooool

      The Perfect Couple



      Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

      One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

      Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

      There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.








      Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.

      Only one of them survived the accident.

      Question: Who was the survivor



      Answer:

      The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place . Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such a thing as a perfect man




      **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

      **** Men keep scrolling

      So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident



      **** Men Keep scrolling

      By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
      illustrates another point: Women never listen
      ******************************
      I would say: why should we listen if there is no such a thing as
      a perfect man
      loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
      wish u like it
      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      مشاركة: A perfect Couple,,loooooooooooool

      Makkawiah
























































































































































































































































      i smell conspiracy


      ??????woman survived

      maybe u changed the story to be in your side

      :icon6: anyway, there is always a perfect man

      ?????but who deserves him

      Hope u continue to provide us these kind of silly jokes

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      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة المكاويه
      no such a thing as a perfect man



      Yes thats right, but i do know one that's totally perfect

      So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident



      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
      ******************************
      I would say: why should we listen if there is no such a thing as
      a perfect man

      that's true







      Thank u Makkawiah for this graet story
      .
      .

      كفاك يا همي عناءاً..
      كفاك يا قلبي شقاءاً..
      كفاك يا عيني بكاءاً..
      كفاك يا زمني جراحاً..
      كفاك يا حظي عناداً..
      قد مضى عمري هباءاً..
      قد همى الدمع انسكاباً..
      قد زاد الأمل كفاحاً..
      وارتسمت البسمة خداعاً..


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      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Another_One
      Makkawiah



      i smell conspiracy


      ??????woman survived

      maybe u changed the story to be in your side
      LooooooooooooooooL

      :icon6: anyway, there is always a perfect man
      where is he
      i see none
      f u know one please tell me
      خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

      ?????but who deserves him
      there r soooooo many women who deserve a perfect man and even more
      but in fact there is no such a man
      Hope u continue to provide us these kind of silly jokes



      well
      i admitt it to be a silly joke
      coz its against girls
      but still it is sooo funny
      Thank u for passing by
      التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة المكاويه ; 15-03-2005 الساعة 10:32 PM
      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hiroshi
      Thank u Makkawiah for this graet story
      u r most welcome dear Hiroshi
      its really nice to find u replaying to my topic
      Thank u for passing by

      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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