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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : The Modern Beggar



Another_One
25-04-2005, 02:24 PM
hiiiiiiiiiii guys

????how r u all

hope u like this joke

;) even if u heard about it ..don't disappoint me

here we go

Someday ....a beggar walks in her/his way....looking for a charity

asking people ...... knocks doors .....insists people

while the beggar does that .....s/he sees a big house:shock22: .... it looks like to :33: someone rich and generous

;) i should seize the opportunity

:reporter: the beggar walks to the huge gate .... looking for the house's bell

:icon6: i have to be polite with them ...might they give me special things

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(Ten Ten (bell's sound

:33: waiting

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Ten Ten
:31: waiting
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Ten Ten
:( disappointed
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:17: i think there isn't anyone
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a few steps .. looking for another new house

hey ...hey " someone calls "

our beggar turn around to see

!! the beggar : Me

??someone : yes ..u...didn't u the one who pushes the bell

the beggar : yes , i did push it

???someone : then may i help u

the beggar : yes ...may Allah bless u ...would u mind giving me a piece of pie

someone : what what:shock22: ??? i know that the beggars look for money ..for bread ..for something they need to stay alive ....why do u
???ask for a piece of pie

:09: the beggar : Coz ..today is my birthday

:D The End

???what do u think ???? a good beggar ...isn't it

;) let me hear ur laughs

see ya

المكاويه
25-04-2005, 07:01 PM
hiiiiiiiiiii guys

:28: im not a guy
:06: ??why didnt u say girls
??what to reply
خخخخخخخخ:09:






even if u heard about it ..don't disappoint me


i have heared about it b4
:31: its toooooo old
how come that u r posting it now
its about ten years old
:أفكر: when i was a kid
....or

:hmmmm:......let me think about it
:hmmmm2: ........let me try to remember
it might have been told during my first year in the kindergarten
u know..... they used to teach us Eng. at that time

:why:



















loooooooooooooooooool


خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

:33: why r u so much concerned about this
its really the first time i read it
:nana:i just wanted to mock u






what do u think ???? a good beggar ...isn't it
let me hear ur laughs


:icon6: his self-esteem is too high
....Well
maybe he used to eat and have such things
in the past
:09: so he insists to keep his standards


anyway
here r my laughs

:lmao: :D :hahaha: :lmao:
looooooooooool


thanks for the story
and never get disappointed
;) this is life
خخخخخخخخخخخ
سلام

HIROSHI_11
26-04-2005, 02:35 PM
Hi there
:laughing: looooooooool
:biggthump great joke
:09:! this is the first time i hear it <<<<< u read it


thanks bro

Another_One
02-05-2005, 11:09 AM
:28:

im not a guy
:06: ??why didnt u say girls
??what to reply
خخخخخخخخ:09:

:reporter: i'm not sure that u r a girl
:09: i haven't seen u


i have heared about it b4
:31: its toooooo old
how come that u r posting it now
its about ten years old
:أفكر: when i was a kid
....or

:hmmmm:......let me think about it
:hmmmm2: ........let me try to remember
it might have been told during my first year in the kindergarten
u know..... they used to teach us Eng. at that time

:why:


:mad22:
???what to say ......how to defend
ok
this is ur time coz u r my guest ...and my customs say
let ur guest feel happy inside home ....but kill him/her outside:AR15firin
:nana:

Another_One
02-05-2005, 11:10 AM
loooooooooooooooooool


خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

:33: why r u so much concerned about this
its really the first time i read it
:nana:i just wanted to mock u

aha
:icon6: see u out side my topic
:wall: don't be afraid





:rocketwho i will not mock u ...just kill u

:icon6:

his self-esteem is too high
....Well
maybe he used to eat and have such things
in the past
:09:
so he insists to keep his standards

ههههههه
:top: maybe u r right


anyway
here r my laughs

:lmao: :D :hahaha: :lmao:
looooooooooool

:33: ???at me or at the joke
hope u enjoy it




thanks for the story
and never get disappointed
;) this is life

i said that just to provoke u to disappoint me
:reporter: to know my enemies
:reporter: to know my friends

:p thanks kindergarten's student

Another_One
11-05-2005, 11:34 AM
Hi there


:laughing: looooooooool
:biggthump great joke
:09:! this is the first time i hear it <<<<< u read it




thanks bro

hi dear
???u like it
:أفكر: that's my pleasure

:ciao: thank u so much

MiSs.ChiPs
12-05-2005, 09:21 PM
:p what the amusing beggar

I think

he didn't have so much of worries to think :o about it


even if u heard about it ..don't disappoint me

Don't be afraid

this is

the first time I read it:o







Oh

The rich guy give the beggar what he ask or not???:33:


Nice beggar & nice joke:D

thanx another




thanks kindergarten's student

kakawia what's go on here

خخخخخخ:D

salamOoOo