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    الموضوع: The Modern Beggar

    1. #1
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      Talking The Modern Beggar

      hiiiiiiiiiii guys

      ????how r u all

      hope u like this joke

      even if u heard about it ..don't disappoint me

      here we go

      Someday ....a beggar walks in her/his way....looking for a charity

      asking people ...... knocks doors .....insists people

      while the beggar does that .....s/he sees a big house:shock22: .... it looks like to someone rich and generous

      i should seize the opportunity

      the beggar walks to the huge gate .... looking for the house's bell

      :icon6: i have to be polite with them ...might they give me special things

      ..........................................

      (Ten Ten (bell's sound

      waiting

      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      Ten Ten
      waiting
      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      Ten Ten
      disappointed
      ^
      ^
      ^
      i think there isn't anyone
      ^
      ^
      ^
      ^
      a few steps .. looking for another new house

      hey ...hey " someone calls "

      our beggar turn around to see

      !! the beggar : Me

      ??someone : yes ..u...didn't u the one who pushes the bell

      the beggar : yes , i did push it

      ???someone : then may i help u

      the beggar : yes ...may Allah bless u ...would u mind giving me a piece of pie

      someone : what what:shock22: ??? i know that the beggars look for money ..for bread ..for something they need to stay alive ....why do u

      ???ask for a piece of pie

      the beggar : Coz ..today is my birthday

      The End

      ???what do u think ???? a good beggar ...isn't it

      let me hear ur laughs

      see ya


    2. #2
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      مشاركة: The Modern Beggar

      hiiiiiiiiiii guys


      im not a guy
      ??why didnt u say girls
      ??what to reply
      خخخخخخخخ





      even if u heard about it ..don't disappoint me

      i have heared about it b4
      its toooooo old
      how come that u r posting it now
      its about ten years old
      when i was a kid
      ....or

      ......let me think about it
      ........let me try to remember
      it might have been told during my first year in the kindergarten
      u know..... they used to teach us Eng. at that time





















      loooooooooooooooooool


      خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

      why r u so much concerned about this
      its really the first time i read it
      i just wanted to mock u





      what do u think ???? a good beggar ...isn't it
      let me hear ur laughs
      :icon6: his self-esteem is too high
      ....Well
      maybe he used to eat and have such things
      in the past
      so he insists to keep his standards


      anyway
      here r my laughs


      looooooooooool


      thanks for the story
      and never get disappointed
      this is life
      خخخخخخخخخخخ
      سلام

      سبحان الله و الحمد لله و لا اله الا الله و الله أكبر
      لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين

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      مشاركة: The Modern Beggar

      Hi there
      looooooooool
      great joke
      ! this is the first time i hear it <<<<< u read it


      thanks bro
      .
      .

      كفاك يا همي عناءاً..
      كفاك يا قلبي شقاءاً..
      كفاك يا عيني بكاءاً..
      كفاك يا زمني جراحاً..
      كفاك يا حظي عناداً..
      قد مضى عمري هباءاً..
      قد همى الدمع انسكاباً..
      قد زاد الأمل كفاحاً..
      وارتسمت البسمة خداعاً..


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      Angry رفعتي ضغطي :(



      im not a guy
      ??why didnt u say girls
      ??what to reply
      خخخخخخخخ

      i'm not sure that u r a girl
      i haven't seen u

      i have heared about it b4
      its toooooo old
      how come that u r posting it now
      its about ten years old
      when i was a kid
      ....or

      ......let me think about it
      ........let me try to remember
      it might have been told during my first year in the kindergarten
      u know..... they used to teach us Eng. at that time


      :mad22:
      ???what to say ......how to defend
      ok
      this is ur time coz u r my guest ...and my customs say
      let ur guest feel happy inside home ....but kill him/her outside:AR15firin





















    5. #5
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      Angry رفعتي ضغطي :(

      loooooooooooooooooool


      خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

      why r u so much concerned about this
      its really the first time i read it
      i just wanted to mock u

      aha
      :icon6: see u out side my topic
      don't be afraid






      :rocketwho i will not mock u ...just kill u

      :icon6:
      his self-esteem is too high
      ....Well
      maybe he used to eat and have such things
      in the past

      so he insists to keep his standards

      ههههههه
      maybe u r right

      anyway
      here r my laughs


      looooooooooool

      ???at me or at the joke
      hope u enjoy it



      thanks for the story
      and never get disappointed
      this is life

      i said that just to provoke u to disappoint me
      to know my enemies
      to know my friends

      thanks kindergarten's student

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      مشاركة: The Modern Beggar

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Hiroshi
      Hi there


      looooooooool
      great joke
      ! this is the first time i hear it <<<<< u read it



      thanks bro

      hi dear
      ???u like it
      that's my pleasure

      thank u so much



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      مشاركة: The Modern Beggar

      what the amusing beggar

      I think

      he didn't have so much of worries to think about it

      even if u heard about it ..don't disappoint me


      Don't be afraid

      this is

      the first time I read it







      Oh

      The rich guy give the beggar what he ask or not???


      Nice beggar & nice joke

      thanx another



      thanks kindergarten's student


      kakawia what's go on here

      خخخخخخ

      salamOoOo






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