Lo0o~Logical Definitions~o0oL

[NaughtY AngeL]

:biggthump Howdy

How are you all? I hope you're all akrofing in your exams as I am lo0ol, and end up with great results Insha'Allah
:أفكر:
Anyway, I had an e-mail a while ago and it really made me laugh, so I thought I could cheer you guys a bit before the exams
:D


Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills

Can you argue with that??! You can't even find them in Longman's dictionary http://www.cksu.com/vb/images/smilies/bleh.gif
:09: :p :09:
Hope you enjoyed it

:ciao: Ciao for now

[MiSs.ChiPs]

Hi angel
how R u???

realy nice topic I like it^^
&

this 2

Father: A banker provided by nature

:D
.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught
:D
looooooooooooooooool

thanx^__^
salamoOoOo

[TRY NO RACE]

lo0o0o0o0o0ol
i really was depressed today and sick til i read your funny topic and how the words were translated http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif
so so funny, it changed my mood for the better of course :D
i liked them all specially the one about the criminal lol :jester: ,,,so real
but this one

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Objection :jap039: <<<<<<the da3`booj you dont like http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif lol

although i have found it amusing as all the rest were but you mean men use that word as an exuse to warrant their mistakes :06:
well, we usually do http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif but the word experiene itself means the knowledge that we gained through doing some thing .
so
we are right :bigok:
we always see the positive side .:jap006:

thanX alot alot alot uncountable alots :D

sayonara http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon6.gif
ciao for now :laughing:
peace out :09:


p.s angel
does the word warrant means
يبرر


not sure if its the right translation http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon11.gif

[the duke]

nice topic baby

it made me laugh especially



Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip




Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after.


:D :D it's so applied in lebanon...
ciao for now

best regards
the duke

[مستر حريقة]

loooooooooooooool:09: :09:

kool words ANGEL:bigeyes:

its really smart :D :D

nice topic dear:أفكر:


CIAO:ciao:
تحياتي.......( نكاش روس ) :33:

[Lips Licker]

Hey girl



nice topic










Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught.







This is my favourite
,,
,,

Lips Licker

[المكاويه]

:D LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

really nice

very funny

u really made me laugh

:05: a very good thread dear Angel










Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


looooooooooooooooooooooooool
:09: this is a committee ,,, indeed








Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip


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nice one
thats why diplomats r so much successful





Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river



Well
:o let's be logical
:09: why waste one's time while having the chance to do sth










Father: A banker provided by nature


:أفكر: Bless them... Bless them











Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills



hehehehhe
:biggthump right





Can you argue with that??! You can't even find them in Longman's dictionary http://www.cksu.com/vb/images/smilies/bleh.gif



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ههههههههههههههههههههههههه
:p not even in any other dic
:أفكر: u know waht angel
i've read this b4
but from u,,,, its really funny
even incredible
specially with ur bright colors
:05: i like them

****
thank u so much
:biggthump i did enjoy them

[Angelic Devil]

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.


Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


Father: A banker provided by nature.


Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught.




Experience: OMG That is soooo true.


Diplomat: Oooh yea.


Father: Yes that's true.


Criminal: Yup.

Go You .. Naughty Angel:ciao: nice definitions

[NaughtY AngeL]

Chipsaaaaaaaya


Hi angel
how R u???

realy nice topic I like it^^

I'm great sweetie, how are you? and how are doing in ur exams?? are you akrofing?? :biggthump hehehe
:09:
Allah ywaffegek, good luck


Tryno

i really was depressed today and sick til i read your funny topic and how the words were translated http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif
so so funny, it changed my mood for the better of course :D
i liked them all
Salaaaaaaaaaaaamatak insha'Allah ma tshoof shar


Objection :jap039: <<<<<<the da3`booj you dont like http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif lol
Yaaaaaadoooooooooooleeeeeeeee alda'3abeeeeej 7aggooonak
Since you know I don't like him, why do you put him here??? :12:
:jap054: :jap028: :jap029:



well, we usually do http://images.montada.com/x/icons/icon10.gif but the word experiene itself means the knowledge that we gained through doing some thing .

Convincing :jap012:


we are right :bigok:
Of course :jap010:

Doomoareegatuguzaimashta for passing
:jap004:

I tried to look for the most annoying one for you, but they are all annoying, so take this da'3booj:jap038: the one with bagdoones in his teeth lo0ol

;) And welcome back

:jap013:
Gotta go now I'll get back later for the rest of you guys
:ciao: Ciao for now

[Deadly Spot]

hahaha nice find sis ^^
&thx

[NaughtY AngeL]

Thanx

Lips Licker
the duke
نكاش روس
Deadly spot

For passing by


المكاويه

:05: a very good thread dear Angel
Me'3ci
:08:



Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river
Well
:o let's be logical
:09: why waste one's time while having the chance to do sth
I AGREE
I think I would do the same thing lo0ol


:أفكر: u know waht angel
i've read this b4
but from u,,,, its really funny
even incredible
specially with ur bright colors
:05: i like them
thank u so much
:biggthump i did enjoy them

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You make me atga66aaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
And made my head big :09: lo0ol
Thank you sweetie for your compliments
:05: :05: :05:
:08:

My enemy: Angelic Devil lo0ol


Experience: OMG That is soooo true.
I strongly agree, though it applies on us, girlz, too lol


Criminal: Yup.
This one was the coolest
Thank you devil for passing

Ciao for now
:ciao:

[destiny]

heyyyyy

mashallah very good subject

i liked them all

sara7ah they all funny and good difinistions,,, iguess i got caught by some of them like:







Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.







take care

[Riku]

i didnt andrstand the topec in the first time .. :P .. but when i toke another look i got it :P .

LoOoL its funy .. you have a wonderfull imagination ^_^

thank you for the topic .

[TRY NO RACE]

Doomoareegatuguzaimashta for passing
:jap004:


wow :wow:

impressive girl ;), nice from you
so cute :ds015:
doumo arigatou gozaimashita ^^

[Da S.O.S]

hi there...
Another nice topic...
so funny ^^
i liked the one that talks about the boss....
and i see ur start talking jappanese too:09:
nice nice nice:blackeye:
see ya