Lo0o~Logical Definitions~o0oL

[NaughtY AngeL]

Howdy

How are you all? I hope you're all akrofing in your exams as I am lo0ol, and end up with great results Insha'Allah

Anyway, I had an e-mail a while ago and it really made me laugh, so I thought I could cheer you guys a bit before the exams



Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills

Can you argue with that??! You can't even find them in Longman's dictionary

Hope you enjoyed it

Ciao for now

[MiSs.ChiPs]

Hi angel
how R u???

realy nice topic I like it^^
&

this 2

Father: A banker provided by nature

.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught

looooooooooooooooool

thanx^__^
salamoOoOo

[TRY NO RACE]

lo0o0o0o0o0ol
i really was depressed today and sick til i read your funny topic and how the words were translated
so so funny, it changed my mood for the better of course
i liked them all specially the one about the criminal lol ,,,so real
but this one

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Objection <<<<<<the da3`booj you dont like lol

although i have found it amusing as all the rest were but you mean men use that word as an exuse to warrant their mistakes
well, we usually do but the word experiene itself means the knowledge that we gained through doing some thing .
so
we are right
we always see the positive side .

thanX alot alot alot uncountable alots

sayonara
ciao for now
peace out

p.s angel
does the word warrant means
يبرر

not sure if its the right translation

[the duke]

nice topic baby

it made me laugh especially

 
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such 
a way that you actually look forward to the trip

 
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections 
and your Confidence after.

it's so applied in lebanon...
ciao for now

best regards
the duke

[مستر حريقة]

loooooooooooooool

kool words ANGEL

its really smart

nice topic dear


CIAO

تحياتي.......( نكاش روس )

[Lips Licker]

Hey girl



nice topic

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught.

This is my favourite
,,
,,

Lips Licker

[المكاويه]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

really nice

very funny

u really made me laugh

a very good thread dear Angel

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool
this is a committee ,,, indeed

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip

خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ
nice one
thats why diplomats r so much successful

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river

Well
let's be logical
why waste one's time while having the chance to do sth

Father: A banker provided by nature

Bless them... Bless them

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills

hehehehhe
right

Can you argue with that??! You can't even find them in Longman's dictionary

خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ
ههههههههههههههههههههههههه
not even in any other dic
u know waht angel
i've read this b4
but from u,,,, its really funny
even incredible
specially with ur bright colors
i like them

****
thank u so much
i did enjoy them

[Angelic Devil]

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.


Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such
a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


Father: A banker provided by nature.


Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except
that he got caught.

Experience: OMG That is soooo true.


Diplomat: Oooh yea.


Father: Yes that's true.


Criminal: Yup.

Go You .. Naughty Angel nice definitions

[NaughtY AngeL]

Chipsaaaaaaaya

Hi angel
how R u???

realy nice topic I like it^^

I'm great sweetie, how are you? and how are doing in ur exams?? are you akrofing?? hehehe

Allah ywaffegek, good luck


Tryno

i really was depressed today and sick til i read your funny topic and how the words were translated
so so funny, it changed my mood for the better of course
i liked them all

Salaaaaaaaaaaaamatak insha'Allah ma tshoof shar

Objection <<<<<<the da3`booj you dont like lol

Yaaaaaadoooooooooooleeeeeeeee alda'3abeeeeej 7aggooonak
Since you know I don't like him, why do you put him here???

well, we usually do but the word experiene itself means the knowledge that we gained through doing some thing .

Convincing

we are right

Of course

Doomoareegatuguzaimashta for passing


I tried to look for the most annoying one for you, but they are all annoying, so take this da'3booj the one with bagdoones in his teeth lo0ol

And welcome back


Gotta go now I'll get back later for the rest of you guys
Ciao for now

[Deadly Spot]

hahaha nice find sis ^^
&thx

[NaughtY AngeL]

Thanx

Lips Licker
the duke
نكاش روس
Deadly spot

For passing by


المكاويه

a very good thread dear Angel

Me'3ci

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river
Well
let's be logical
why waste one's time while having the chance to do sth

I AGREE
I think I would do the same thing lo0ol

u know waht angel
i've read this b4
but from u,,,, its really funny
even incredible
specially with ur bright colors
i like them
thank u so much
i did enjoy them

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You make me atga66aaaaaaaaaaaaaa3
And made my head big lo0ol
Thank you sweetie for your compliments



My enemy: Angelic Devil lo0ol

Experience: OMG That is soooo true.

I strongly agree, though it applies on us, girlz, too lol

Criminal: Yup.

This one was the coolest
Thank you devil for passing

Ciao for now

[destiny]

heyyyyy

mashallah very good subject

i liked them all

sara7ah they all funny and good difinistions,,, iguess i got caught by some of them like:

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early.

take care

[Riku]

i didnt andrstand the topec in the first time .. :P .. but when i toke another look i got it :P .

LoOoL its funy .. you have a wonderfull imagination ^_^

thank you for the topic .

[TRY NO RACE]

Doomoareegatuguzaimashta for passing

wow

impressive girl , nice from you
so cute
doumo arigatou gozaimashita ^^

[Da S.O.S]

hi there...
Another nice topic...
so funny ^^
i liked the one that talks about the boss....
and i see ur start talking jappanese too
nice nice nice
see ya