Victory's sword
30-07-2005, 10:31 PM
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاتة
I have just read this joke and I have fun with it. Hope U have fun too
it might be read before :31:
>>>The Funny ZOO<<<
A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the salary
but not what he would be doing. :06: Come to find out that the zoo's gorilla had
unexpectedly passed away.The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which
focused on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla. The guy really needed the
job and the money was good so he accepted :) .Everyday he would put on the gorilla
suit, hang out in his cage and be the gorilla. After a while he started enjoying
himself :09: . He would scare little kids :11: , roar at the crowds, and eat bananas and
stuff. You know, gorilla things.As time wore on he became the main attraction at
the zoo. He would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved him :05: .One
particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally swings over
his fence and lands in the lions cage :02: . The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees
the gorilla.The lion begins to stalk :vereymad: . The lion, now drooling and wide awake
slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the fence. The lion is
:blackeye: ready to jump :bigeyes: , then the gorilla started yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla
I'm a man! help, help !!"Then the lion said, "Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get
:p !!!!!fired
Hope U like it :ciao:
I have just read this joke and I have fun with it. Hope U have fun too
it might be read before :31:
>>>The Funny ZOO<<<
A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the salary
but not what he would be doing. :06: Come to find out that the zoo's gorilla had
unexpectedly passed away.The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which
focused on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla. The guy really needed the
job and the money was good so he accepted :) .Everyday he would put on the gorilla
suit, hang out in his cage and be the gorilla. After a while he started enjoying
himself :09: . He would scare little kids :11: , roar at the crowds, and eat bananas and
stuff. You know, gorilla things.As time wore on he became the main attraction at
the zoo. He would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved him :05: .One
particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally swings over
his fence and lands in the lions cage :02: . The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees
the gorilla.The lion begins to stalk :vereymad: . The lion, now drooling and wide awake
slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the fence. The lion is
:blackeye: ready to jump :bigeyes: , then the gorilla started yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla
I'm a man! help, help !!"Then the lion said, "Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get
:p !!!!!fired
Hope U like it :ciao: