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    الموضوع: The Funny ZOO

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      Thumbs up The Funny ZOO

      السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاتة

      I have just read this joke and I have fun with it. Hope U have fun too

      it might be read before


      >>>The Funny ZOO<<<


      A guy responds to a job position at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the salary

      but not what he would be doing. Come to find out that the zoo's gorilla had

      unexpectedly passed away.The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which

      focused on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla. The guy really needed the

      job and the money was good so he accepted .Everyday he would put on the gorilla

      suit, hang out in his cage and be the gorilla. After a while he started enjoying

      himself . He would scare little kids , roar at the crowds, and eat bananas and

      stuff. You know, gorilla things.As time wore on he became the main attraction at

      the zoo. He would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved him .One

      particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally swings over

      his fence and lands in the lions cage . The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees

      the gorilla.The lion begins to stalk :vereymad: . The lion, now drooling and wide awake

      slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the fence. The lion is

      ready to jump , then the gorilla started yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla

      I'm a man! help, help !!"Then the lion said, "Shut-up stupid, or we'll both get

      !!!!!fired


      Hope U like it

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      و عليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته

      LooooooooooooL
      It is really funny
      What a zoo!!! huh

      Thank you so much dear brother
      One day I'll make smile like what you just have done to me , hopfully


      till then , keep it up

      bye
      اخيرا صممت توقيع



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      hehe

      to GOD help the administration of the zoo, it seems they are getting too many of people applying to the "animal job"
      هيهيه
      so damn funny

      10k u bro
      catch ya later with ur lovely sense of humour
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



      Life isn't about how many breath you take, it's about how many times it takes your
      breath away



      Life is about being sad in most of the times so that we can value the moments when being glad

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      lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ol

      I laughed out loud, I loved the joke

      Really, It was so0o0o0o funny

      Nice ending



      Ciao for now
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      خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

      koooooool joke dude, very nice job

      thanks for ur work

      and hope u get the same job

      iam kidding bro

      thanks again

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      وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته

      i feel sick , i luaghed more than i endure

      the best joke i have ever read

      thanx brother

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      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة psx-ps3-ps3-ps4
      و عليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته

      LooooooooooooL
      It is really funny
      What a zoo!!! huh
      Thanx brother for passing and glad U liked it

      One day I'll make smile like what you just have done to me , hopfully
      we're waiting

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      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة the duke
      hehe

      to GOD help the administration of the zoo, it seems they are getting too many of people applying to the "animal job"

      Amen

      catch ya later with ur lovely sense of humour
      Hope I catcha soon

      Thanx brother for passing

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      lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ol

      I laughed out loud, I loved the joke

      Really, It was so0o0o0o funny

      Nice ending



      Ciao for now

      Glad U loved it and Thanks sis for passing by

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      نكاش روس

      and hope u get the same job
      Sounds great. . kidding .. even if I'll die of hunger , I'll never ever get it.. but afraid of you . kidding

      thanx for passing

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      Another_One

      i feel sick , i luaghed more than i endure

      the best joke i have ever read
      sounds good

      Thanx brother and i'm very glad that U loved it
      Thanx for passing by n you're always welcome

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      Funny Zoo indeed
      thanks for sharing

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      LOL

      I liked it alot
      it made me laugh indeed

      I bet all the Animals are not real they all are men stuck in cages lol

      thanX bro

      very nice

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      Funny Zoo indeed
      Indeed

      thanks for sharing
      welcome



      I liked it alot
      i'm glad that u liked it

      bet all the Animals are not real they all are men stuck in cages lol
      Who knows

      thanX bro
      u r welcome thanx for passing

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