-- |()| : The Woman & The Genie : |()| --

[Zinedine Zidane]

|()|-- : THE WOMAN AND THE GENIE : --|()|
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie . The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes . The genie said , "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth . I'm a one-wish genie . So ...
!? what'll it be



The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East . See this map ? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
. " vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony



The genie looked at the map and exclaimed , "Lady, be
. reasonable
These countries have been at war for thousands of years . I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years .. I'm good but not
THAT good ! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
. " please be reasonable



The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man



The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again


:D :D :D
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THANX 4 UR TIME
:bigok:

[مستر حريقة]

:D

Nice one brother


;) Thank you
And stay precious with your topics


N R

[dream catcher]

hi zizo
!!long time no see dude


The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East . See this map ? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
. " vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony

Thats a LUCID DREAM
no way thats gonna happen




The genie looked at the map and exclaimed , "Lady, be
. reasonable
These countries have been at war for thousands of years . I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years .. I'm good but not
THAT good ! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
. " please be reasonable



ooooh

Poor Genie




The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man



The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again




??Why

:D...I Can do all that
Exept the cooking and the cleaning part
and maybe the Family part two

Anyway this is one heck of Genei
can't do nothing

;)Nice one man

[:: HiDEY ::]

اقتباس:
The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man



The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again




OH YEAH!!!

[quote]

:D...I Can do all that

[quote/]

I surely CAN tell




Thank you Z!ZOU for the story

[dream catcher]

[quote]

:D...I Can do all that

[quote/]

I surely CAN tell






??ha
??what that suppose to mean

[:: HiDEY ::]

It means .. we both can do everything .. we're just too lazy to do them
D=

[MustafaMM]

Well, I don't see that her second desire is hard ..
Actually to be blunt it's so easy to find such a guy I mean just look around you LOL

[R.A.E.F]

very nice man

and what war its the real world war

the war of the history let allah curse them all

and let allah bless you

[TiTaN]

! LoL

I liked it very much :p

Hope You Continue
:D