-- |()| : The Woman & The Genie : |()| --

[Zinedine Zidane]

|()|-- : THE WOMAN AND THE GENIE : --|()|
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie . The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes . The genie said , "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth . I'm a one-wish genie . So ...
!? what'll it be

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East . See this map ? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
. " vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed , "Lady, be
. reasonable
These countries have been at war for thousands of years . I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years .. I'm good but not
THAT good ! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
. " please be reasonable

The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man

The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again

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THANX 4 UR TIME

[مستر حريقة]

Nice one brother


Thank you
And stay precious with your topics


N R

[dream catcher]

hi zizo
!!long time no see dude

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East . See this map ? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
. " vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony

Thats a LUCID DREAM
no way thats gonna happen

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed , "Lady, be
. reasonable
These countries have been at war for thousands of years . I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years .. I'm good but not
THAT good ! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
. " please be reasonable

ooooh

Poor Genie

The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man



The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again

??Why

...I Can do all that
Exept the cooking and the cleaning part
and maybe the Family part two

Anyway this is one heck of Genei
can't do nothing

Nice one man

[:: HiDEY ::]

اقتباس:
The woman thought for a minute and said, " Well , I've never been able to
find the right man . You know - one that's considerate and fun,romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch al jazira all the time, and
. is faithful
. " That is what I wish for... a good man



The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the stupid
" !!! map again




OH YEAH!!!

[quote]

...I Can do all that

[quote/]

I surely CAN tell




Thank you Z!ZOU for the story

[dream catcher]

[QUOTE]

...I Can do all that

[quote/]

I surely CAN tell

??ha
??what that suppose to mean

[:: HiDEY ::]

It means .. we both can do everything .. we're just too lazy to do them
D=

[MustafaMM]

Well, I don't see that her second desire is hard ..
Actually to be blunt it's so easy to find such a guy I mean just look around you LOL

[R.A.E.F]

very nice man

and what war its the real world war

the war of the history let allah curse them all

and let allah bless you

[TiTaN]

! LoL

I liked it very much

Hope You Continue