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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter



Error 666
05-07-2008, 01:49 PM
In 21 July 2006 Oprah Winfrey Make an Interview with the first person who met it rendom in Egypt`s Streets

So here is The interview

Reporter:Hi

Egyptian: Wa 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter:Do u speak English

Egyptian:Berfect
.
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview you

Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind

Reporter: What's your name

Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex

Taha: love it

Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female

Taha (yelling): what do u sink

Reporter:It's just for the sake of the report.. never mind...male

Taha: yas male... And i can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No,thanks, I'll take u for ur word...so.. how do u find life here in egypt

Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry ..nice wezar ..nice food ..byramidz

Reporter:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country

Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do

Taha: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job

Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash
!
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK

Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt

Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt

Taha:I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt


Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money

Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true
"
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money

Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah "thank God

Reporter:Then where does all the money go

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter:And what does the government do with the money

Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
!
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote

Taha:What duz zat mean

Reporter:Do u choose your president

Taha:Mubarak

Reporter:yes

Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice

Reporter:Why him

Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there are no wars right now

Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter:what about the last 26 years

Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
!
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha

Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter:I never said I will pay u for this

Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok



PEACE /\

girl2008
10-07-2008, 04:47 AM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
great joke thanks alot.

Error 666
15-07-2008, 10:02 AM
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great joke thanks alot.


FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTAND ME

anasserge
20-07-2008, 06:26 PM
oh poor egyptians men , they are victims of circle street,me7war street and all one way streets
and also victims of za money zat goes to mestar bresedent
i was one of them but i released my self from mubarak's fist
al 7amd lilah
thank god

and thanks for this funny interview that shows the egyptians day suffering
. . .
thanks alot

Error 666
20-07-2008, 06:40 PM
oh poor egyptians men , they are victims of circle street,me7war street and all one way streets

and also victims of za money zat goes to mestar bresedent
i was one of them but i released my self from mubarak's fist
al 7amd lilah
thank god


and thanks for this funny interview that shows the egyptians day suffering
. . .

thanks alot


Really ?
How you are not of them now ?
did you travel to another country ?

You Are Welcome
:D


check my another comedy but in arabic

Here (http://www.montada.com/showthread.php?p=6199511)

رابعة العدوية
20-07-2008, 08:11 PM
loool nice one


left]as we say in arabic : شر البلية ما يضحك - sorry 4 nt knowing smth like it in english

thanx :)

keef toma
31-07-2008, 12:31 AM
oaaaaaaaaaaao

very..very beatifal story

thank alot

keef toma

Error 666
30-08-2008, 11:49 PM
Thanks all for stopping by :)