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    الموضوع: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

    1. #1
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      an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      In 21 July 2006 Oprah Winfrey Make an Interview with the first person who met it rendom in Egypt`s Streets

      So here is The interview

      Reporter:Hi

      Egyptian: Wa 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta

      Reportero u speak English

      Egyptian:Berfect
      .
      Reportero u mind if i interview you

      Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind

      Reporter: What's your name

      Egyptian: Taha

      Reporter: Sex

      Taha: love it

      Reporter: Oh no, I meant male or female

      Taha (yelling): what do u sink

      Reporter:It's just for the sake of the report.. never mind...male

      Taha: yas male... And i can brove it any time u want

      Reporter: No,thanks, I'll take u for ur word...so.. how do u find life here in egypt

      Taha: Egybt.. very nice cantry ..nice wezar ..nice food ..byramidz

      Reporter:Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country

      Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

      Reporter:Ok..lets move on..what do u do

      Taha: I am very well ,sank u

      Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job

      Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice *A job is as you might conclude is hash
      !
      Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK

      Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar

      Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt

      Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

      Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt

      Taha:I do not undurstand what u say

      Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt


      Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

      Reporter: So do u make a lot of money

      Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena "gas station" man..they take any money"true
      "
      Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do you have a lot of money

      Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah "thank God

      Reporter:Then where does all the money go

      Taha: Guvurment

      Reporter:And what does the government do with the money

      Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
      !
      Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote

      Taha:What duz zat mean

      Reportero u choose your president

      Taha:Mubarak

      Reporter:yes

      Taha(nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was.. I will give him my voice

      Reporter:Why him

      Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
      Reporter:But there are no wars right now

      Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

      Reporter:what about the last 26 years

      Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

      Reporter:No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
      !
      Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

      Reporter:Thank you very much for your time Mr. Taha

      Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

      Reporter:I never said I will pay u for this

      Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "get high
      Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
      Tahak ok

      PEACE /\

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      رد: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      great joke thanks alot.

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      رد: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة girl2008 مشاهدة المشاركة
      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


      great joke thanks alot.
      FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTAND ME

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      رد: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      oh poor egyptians men , they are victims of circle street,me7war street and all one way streets
      and also victims of za money zat goes to mestar bresedent
      i was one of them but i released my self from mubarak's fist
      al 7amd lilah
      thank god

      and thanks for this funny interview that shows the egyptians day suffering
      . . .
      thanks alot
      سبحان الله و بحمده
      عدد خلقه
      ورضا نفسه
      و زنة عرشه
      و مداد كلماته
      سبحان الله و بحمده ... سبحان الله العظيم
      جرب هذا الرابط لن تندم ... صدقني لن تندم
      http://www.shbab1.com/2minutes.htm


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      رد: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة anasserge مشاهدة المشاركة
      oh poor egyptians men , they are victims of circle street,me7war street and all one way streets

      and also victims of za money zat goes to mestar bresedent
      i was one of them but i released my self from mubarak's fist
      al 7amd lilah
      thank god

      and thanks for this funny interview that shows the egyptians day suffering
      . . .

      thanks alot
      Really ?
      How you are not of them now ?
      did you travel to another country ?

      You Are Welcome

      check my another comedy but in arabic

      Here

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      loool nice one


      left]as we say in arabic : شر البلية ما يضحك - sorry 4 nt knowing smth like it in english

      thanx

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      رد: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      oaaaaaaaaaaao

      very..very beatifal story

      thank alot

      keef toma

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      رد: an interview between egyptian citizen and an oprah winfrey reporter

      Thanks all for stopping by

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