Woman's dictionary... really funny... but still true

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

:06: How r u dear members

:o missing u sooooooooo much

since im unable to post a lesson, though i wanted to, i decided to post sth funny and interesting

:أفكر: some of whats being said is true,,,, i believe

wish u like it, i got it through email

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Woman Dicitonery

Yes == No

No == Yes

Maybe == No

I'm sorry == You'll be sorry

We need == I want

It's your decision == My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want == You'll pay for this later

We need to talk == I need to complain

Sure go ahead == I don't want you to

I'm not upset == Of course I'm upset, you moron

This kitchen is so inconvenient == I want a new house

I want new curtains == carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise == I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? == I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? == I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute == Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate == Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? ==[Too late, you're dead

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خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ:D

حقيقي حريم اخر زمن:09:

سلاااااااااااااااام :ciao:

A new way for showing
thank my brother

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

حلو كثير هذا الدرس ، مشكورة أختي المكاوية ^_^

Hi sis,

Long time no see.We missed you so much

LooooooL
Very funny , and it is absolutly true(I'm gonna DIE) :D

Thank you very much dear sis

And we are waiting for more and more from you



Bye

Yes , my dear sister... It is really funny...... but true as you said........ And needs to be studied very well :afraid: :afraid: :afraid: ......Otherwise , :afraid: :afraid: :afraid: ........You , of course , know what would happen.........:D :ciao:

Thank you indeed for such a nice topic....Don't go away ..... Keep on writing...
Bye.....
:ciao: :ciao: :ciao:

Lol, hilarious

Woman are annoying these days, yet we adore them

Thanks

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Abu Assel

A new way for showing

thank my brother

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:o sorry brother
but i couldnt get ur point
:أفكر: would u plz clarify ur point
thank u anyway for dropping by
:p BTW,,,, i am a sister not a brohter
:D lol

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة LongJohnSilver

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

حلو كثير هذا الدرس ، مشكورة أختي المكاوية ^_^

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خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ
درس و لا كل الدروس:p
بس ايش رايك في المدرسه المفسده خخخخخخخخخخ:09:
مشكور لمرورك اخوي:أفكر:
اسعدني جداااااااااااااا تواجدك:05:
يعطيك العافيه

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

هع!:D

الموضوووووع كذا :biggthump


شكراا^^

thanx dear keep it up:jester:


Mistra La Dictionaria^^
نكشتا ركشتا^^:ciao:

جزاك الله خيرا
أضحك الله سنك كما أضحكتنا
مشاركة مفيدة و جميلة

That's hilarious

:D :D :D

Great post there sis

:biggthump

God, finally, but hey I didn't expect that from a woman

:blackeye:

Hehe, I guess I did'nt see that comin

:33:

Anyways thnx again sis

;)

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة psx-ps3-ps3-ps4

Hi sis,

Long time no see.We missed you so much

LooooooL
Very funny , and it is absolutly true(I'm gonna DIE) :D

Thank you very much dear sis

And we are waiting for more and more from you



Bye

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Hi brother
:33: where have u been
:33: and where r u
:أفكر: we miss u too
thank u for passing by
nice of u
:أفكر: dont get away
c ya